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The Rastafarian
This is about a Rastafarian who couldn’t get into the religion that he wanted to. Well anyway this Jamaican wanted to become a Rastafarian but never could smoke enough POT!
Every where he went with his friends of course, he would smoke lots of pot but never enough. He hated himself for it, because no matter how hard he’d tried he would always fall asleep, another words pass out. Then wake up and feel mad. That never stopped him though, he would go to the church and apply for the religion, they always told him NO!!! So one day he was walking down a path in the woods and found his very own Marijuana plant.
He was so excited he ran home and told his friends, and of course they wanted to try it. They tried it and two and a half hours later they felt a buzz, a really really big buzz. They loved it, but not to long after they smoked, it was to much for every one accept for the person who wanted to be a Rastafarian. They all passed out and the one who wanted to be in the religion stayed awake and enjoyed his buzz. His friends woke up, and they were pissed b/c they fell asleep. So his friends took him to the church, and explained everything, they were surprised. So they let him in and he lived happily ever, SMOKIN’ HIS POT!!!!!
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