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Herbal Meditation

hey where did you get a hold of this?
and where is the uncensored version?

 

dedbr

Uh....I wrote this. As humor. Ya know, ha, ha...Humor?

I've just finished up the interview with the Premier and Dopey and it will follow shortly, or longly as the case may be........


Some Where In Ded Land............

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Herbal Meditation

yes, and my post was also quite humorous... haha? no?

Freedom_User

Bwahahahaha. What a hoot!

"Fuck em" Does sound like Bush.

Ever watch John Stuart? His impression of Cheney, sounds like a penguin.

You should do something like an exclusive interview with the Bush Administration.

dedbr

" This is your intrepid MJ.com Senior reporter coming to you live from the "Western Whitehouse". In Exchange for the safe return of his daughter, Premier Bush has graciously consented to another interview with us.

Only this one will be special. Vice Premier Cheney will join us, right here tonight......."

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Premier of America. Dubya....."

Dubya walks in wearing a thong and a pair of boots...unlaced....

"What's up Bitch?"

"Mr. Premier. I had hoped we could be civil to each other......"

"Civil my sack, dopehead......"

Dubya strolls over and snorts a line of coke off the bar as he makes a drink.....

"Mr. Premier, what do you consider to be your legacy?"

"Legacy? Fuck legacy. Me and dad made a fortune for us and all our buddies oughta Iraq, I'm set for the rest of my life. I could give a fuck less about a legacy....."

"But Mr. Premier.."

The door slams open and Vice Premier Cheney falls thru. He gets up wearing a t-shirt that says, Heroine Addict Handle With Caution....and nothing else.

"Do I shoot him now, Dubya?"

"No, you old asshole. Wait until we get him out in the woods......"

"Uh, Mr. Premier, I think we should talk about this a little...."

"Oh, we're gonna talk about it all right." Dubya turns up the stereo and Nine Inch Nails blares out "I want to fuck you like an animal...."

Only.....


Some Where In Ded Land............

 

O High O

That was hilarious. Thanks, Dedbr.

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( The camera comes back on to show dedbr duct taped to a chair, Dubya speeches playing in the backround......)

The Premier comes into view, dressed as Alfred E. Neuman from mad magazine, and sit's next to dedbr.

"Hi folks...This is your premier, soon to be fat cat, here in the Bush Bunker in good old Texas. I've been thinking about my final speech to the American people, and I've decided I would like to be remembered like George the First was known. I ain't lying......

I lost two elections and still stole the job. Twice. That's a record. That was the easy part though. Hell, most of you dumbwits don't even vote. What do you expect. You gave me a license to do anything I wanted. Here's just a few of the things you probably already suspect, but fuck ya......

I've committed ten impeacheable offenses. I wiped my white, Texas ass on the Constitution and you all sucked it up like buttermilk. Morons.....

Me and my daddy work for the big oil companies. Worked for 'em all our lives. Why you think we're in Iraq? Had to dip our toes in somewhere in that garbage dump they call a world. Fuckers live in mud houses. They don't deserve all that money anyway...."

Vice Premier Chaney staggers into view....." I don't work for Halliburton, I tell ya....!"

" Go sit down dumbass. They aren't falling for that one anymore.....Halliburton. Jesus.

Ok, we went to Afghanistan with 40 or fifty thousand troops, when really it was all a ploy to get some footing in the oil business, so to speak."

Dubya takes a big pull on a Chivas bottle. "Ah....nothing but the best for the Man....

So, anyway, the next one, we sold your jobs to China because those stupid motherfuckers will make a million forks for ten cents. Oh yeah, we're feeding them though, so we got a lock on that one.

Now the big one. With mass genocide going on in the world, why the fuck do you think we are in Afghanistan? Opium. That's right. Fuck, if we're going to have the shit anyway, why not make a buck off of it. It will soon be in all your homes so you can keep us making money. That's what it's all about kids. The Benjamins.

So now you know. I am as pleased as punch that you gave me the opportunity to fuck you so hard, especially slnce you smiled most of the way.........."

The picture fades as Cheney staggers into view. A shotgun going off is heard in the backround..........A scream and then nothing........


Some Where In Ded Land.............

neconide

quote=dedbr;589425]"This is Dedbr,live at the Deddy Bunker, with George Dubya Bush,that's right, the President of the United States of America, who has graciously consented to give us, here at the old MJ.com, an exclusive interview on today's main issue's.

Mr. Bush, is it all right if I call you that, Sir?

No, asshole. Call me premier.

Uh, yes, uh, well then, uh, Premier, can we get your comment's on the recent cut's in the medicaid program that basically affect's the poor and elderly in this country, that you tagged on the end of a budget bill while congress was on Christmas break?

Sure, F*ck 'em!

But Mr. Pres... Uh, Premier...You said on your inauguration that the poor and the elderly were your number one concern, domestically.

I lied. F*ck em. Next question.

All right then. Mr. Premier, what is your opinion of the recent poll from Iraq that say's up to seventy five percent of Iraqi's think it's all right to kill American's?

I say who read the poll question to the illiterate towel head's. F*ck 'em. Next question.

Mr. Premier, what about the Iranian nuclear situation? What do you see as a solution to this impending crisis?

Marijuana and video games are the two tool's that we feel are going to work the best for us this time.

Marijuana and video games?!1*#&7^&% What earthy good could that do?

Were going to flood the country with herb and then video counsol's and television's, with instruction's on how to work the damn thing's, then when they are all playing the games,we sneak in and steal their nukes while their stoned. Simple.

Mr. Premier, that seem's like a pretty simple answer to a very complex problem.

You want simple, hippy? How's this for simple, F*ck 'em. F*ck "em, F*ck 'em.
F*ck 'em, F*ck 'em, F*ck 'em.

Mr. Premier, what about the people who supported you and voted for you in your campaign's for President. Don't you feel that some of these question's deserve an answer, if no other reason than them?

F*ck 'em. I can't get re-elected, so I could care less.

Mr. Premier, I voted for you twice, I want some answer's as one of that block who voted for you.
I feel that as a voter, I deserve them.

Deserve? Here's what you deserve. F*ck you.

(Secret service agent's scoop up Dedbr and start his ride to an undisclosed foreign country.)

This is Premier Dubya saying their's nothing wrong with your computer. Everything's all right. Go back to your normal daily activities. Just remember my favorite saying...

"What, me worry?"

(Hey guy's, there's some cool stuff in this bunker. Don't leave anything behind. He could be a terrorist!)



The Deddy...Somewhere in the Ozone [/quote]


NO WAIII
that was awesome.