That420biatch

After taking the first hit of my second bong bowlpack, I blew out a huge puff of smoke.

I was sitting in my backyard, right next to some large woods. The flies buzzing around me sounded like jets; I was so stoned I could hear animals brushing around in the leaves probably 100 yards away.

As I blew the smoke out, my eyes that were 3/4 of the way shut must have missed something. I fly flew into my bong. I took another hit and sucked the fly into my mouth.

The fly, now known as Philip, started flying down my throat. I was so stoned I didn't even know what the fuck was going on until the fly was all the way down my throat.

Philip is now either a) floating around in my intestines or b) flying/crawling around in my stomach.

Fuck I gotta poop this sunbitch out.

imported_CloudNine

I had a similar story, except not so disgusting.

I kept my steam roller in the car my first year of college beacause I lived in a dorm. In florida, the mosquitos can be pretty vicious. Anywayz, one day when I went to smoke out of "Shottie" (obviously short for shotgun) I noticed a mosquito was stuck in the resin of the pipe. At first I imagined Jurassic Park with the mosquito in the amber but then I could stop to think just how messed up that mosquito must have been when he died...lol

The worst part was that he was semi buried so he must have been there for a little while. Luckily he didn't get sucked into my mouth though...TC just cleaned it for me :-)

imported_SBsurferdude

lol wow thats pretty crazy but it would have been way tight if you blew it back out wit the smoke and the fly could be flyn around in your lungs ooooo crazy