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| Oh Mary Maryjane I love your sweet splendor you've been around forever you're a never ever ender I'm a big blunt burner a packer of the bowls a puffer of the Cannabis a toker with goals a blazer of the titans a roller of the philly never ever fightin' steady actin' silly as my hazy lazy gaze falls upon her five fat fingers I float away in a cloud and the feeling just lingers my vision is vivid as my grin spreads ear to ear as tranquility pierces darkness like a sharp flaming spear puff after puff of that white widow kind and I find myself drifting in the middle of my mind thinkin' thoughts of wonder as the world drifts by I'm so very very happy with my Maryjane High |
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| 1 In the beginning like genesis the alpha of time there was created a plant sublimely Divine crafted so beautifully and hatched from a seed and the goodness flowed forth like blood doth bleed 2 It was on the third day of the lords great design when the first little leaf sprouted forth from gods mind spiraling upwards the roots burrowed down the essence of life was finally found 3 Radiant rays shining down on the earth provided the conditions for the great plants birth 4 ever since conception it has always been known that man has always reaped all that he hath sown 5 through out all of time for all of eternity the story has been told of the burning tree it was written in scripture on biblical pages and it will carry on for all of the ages 6 God giveth to man that was an image of himself all the seed bearing plants for eating and for health 7 A gift is a gift with no stipulations for all to behold it grows in all nations 8 From dandelion to watermelon from lion to alligator all life was created equally by the creator from roses to nightshade from squash to delta-9 THC all plants and animals were created equally 9 None below the next and none above the other all Cannabis today descended from Maryjane the mother 10 A single perfect creation all natural and grand created by higher powers and set free upon the land 11 When grown to maturity it blossoms and flowers once set ablaze it releases its powers the glory of God in ethereal form inhaling the spirit consuming the storm 12 Bringing unto ones self a greatness like no other a new level of spiritualism previously undiscovered 13 awareness increases as does thought and perception the lost become found and shown the direction 14 thousands of years later as it has been for-told this glorious gift has been forbidden it can't be grown or sold 15 taken from man by evil incarnate a sweeping wave of darkness and solitude and hate striking down all that is good and those who would attempt to partake of the the greatness or utilize the hemp penalizing its followers just as those who followed gods son but She will not be stopped not by law or by gun 16 The herbalization of the great herb nation can't occur when we're facin' herb annihilation its an urban violation to halt the herberation we need herbal saturation for the herbification 17 the world must be herbafied herbally freed try to find a perfect plant its sure to be weed a perpetually strong herbal herb completely herberated loved by all who know it well but still its being hated 18 So heed my words and breath the herbs in get herbatized and don't believe its a sin Fuck the herb slander and the anti-herbal cries you can see more clearly with your herbal red eyes so live life to the fullest and don't believe the lies puff upon the goodness and let us all rise take our place in the world or our world it dies we need to resist the evil of these guys 19 Heed not the laws that are wrong though we're right cast aside your fears and puff proudly to fight get high every day and every single night if you've been blinded by the system you'll be given the sight embrace Maryjane you'll be shown the light her powers are great and oh so bright so do whats right and defend whats yours free this gift of god from all mountains and shores. |
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| Its beautiful Its natural Its aromatic and divine its calming and its peaceful its ancient and its fine Its pretty like a rose and delicious like an orange except it doesn't have a peel to peel or any pesky thorns its vibrant and its pure it comes in many different strains and it might just be the cure for many ailments and pains Its the bringer of smiles and the bearer of munch best served in piles so its best to have a bunch It is love and warmth and comfort all wrapped into one with a touch of content and a whole lot of fun It is a joy and a pleasure it is a refreshing delight Its power is beyond measure it is a blessing with might A perfect creation this "wisdom weed" as virtuous and sinless as any good deed |
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| It drives me nuts when people hate on Maryjane I think shes great I love her taste I love her smell they know her not I know her well when people say that weed is bad it brings a tear and makes me sad so naive' and so dumb they just believe and beat their drum their all wrong I am right its personal just like a fight I represent the ganja tree so hate on weed is hate on me |
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| I am a weed warrior a hemp hero special number four-two-zero I'm a super sensi samaurai tryin' to keep the planet high I'm out to protect the population from the dangers of sobriety I love copulation but I'm hated by society a pothead by day at night I metamorphasize into a GANJA GOD WITH THE POWER OF A HUNDRED HIGHS I TRAVEL THE LAND FIGHTIN' FOES A BULLETPROOF NINJA ARMED WITH PACKED POWER BOWLS I'VE GOT TWO HAND BLOWN GLASS GATS WITH RAPID FIRE MODE AND AN ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER GETTIN' EVERYBODY BLOWD I'M A MARIJUANA MARTYR POWERED BY THE GREAT BUD TREE I'M A SMOKE DOWN STARTER NO ONE CAN OUTSMOKE ME SO IF YOUR ON THE LOW END OF YOUR HIGH AND YOUR SACK IS RUNNIN' DRY MAN JUST SUMMON ME I'M THE BONG MASTER I'LL SHOW UP WITH MY SPECIAL KIND BUD BRAIN BLASTER BLAST YA ONCE YOU'LL BE HIGHER THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN BEFORE BLAST MYSELF AN D BLAST YA ONCE MORE I WOULDNT STAY LONG THOUGH I'VE GOT A JOB TO DO THERES MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE JUST LIKE YOU FROM ALL THE LAND I WALK ON EVERYWHERE I GO LITTLE MAGICAL BUHDA PLANTS START TO GROW I'M LIKE SANTA CLAUS I STOP AT EVERY HOUSE IN JUST ONE NIGHT WITH MY BIG ENDLESS BAG I'M WINNIN THIS FIGHT I SWITCH THE SETTINGS ON THE MINI-TETRA-HYDRA-TURBO-ROCKET IN MY POCKET FROM BUZZ TO BAKE TO BLOWN FIRE IT UP AND TARGET SOMEONES DOME RESISTANCE IS FUTILE SO PLEASE DONT TRY I'LL LOAD MY DOUBLE BARREL BIO-BATTLE BONG AND BLAST YOU SKY HIGH I SMOKE DOWN THE MASSES WITH MY SEMI-AUTO STEAM ROLLER EVERYBODYS EYELIDS STEADY DROPPIN' LOWER SOME COME COME AS FAST AS YOU CAN YOU DONT WANNA MISS THE MARIJUANA MAN CUZ IF YOUR SAD OR THERES BEEN SOMETHIN' TRAGIC I'LL FIX YOU UP WITH MY 'MYSTICAL MAGIC' USING MY ABILITIES I BATTLE THE WORLDS WRONGS AND RESTORE STABILITY WITH THE RUMBLE OF A BONG |
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| Stoners Stoners we're the shit spark it up and take a hit take it deep and feel the whoa then relax and let it go Stoners Stoners we're so cool if you doubt us you're a fool get it straight you got it wrong it's ok to hit the bong Stoners Stoners we are great get a life stop the hate just accept us we're ok learn to like us here to stay Stoners Stoners Do no harm theres no cause for alarm we're just like average folk except the fact we like to smoke Stoners Stoners mouths are dry eyes are red really high we are happy fun to grin so hate on us it's a sin! |
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| I love Maryjane shes not a bringer of death and when I've lost everything its her I've got left people come and go but Maryjane always stays shes the one constant in my life for all of my days pets will die as will family and friends but Maryjane will be there until the very end she never argues about anything and we always get along shes here for life and our relationship is strong She is a positive influence but shes Ms.Understood the laws try to make her bad although shes nothing' but good shes the most beneficial plant known to the human race but they would have you believe that shes a disgrace they say she kills your mind and that she makes you dumb and shes destructive and evil and to her you will succumb its like botanical racism she doesn't deserve the bad rap everything they said was all a bunch of Crap Shes my life's pumping blood she always keeps me going always there with me steadily flowing the fuel for my soul burning as it must in a world full of lies its MaryJane I trust My silent homie never saying a word but her silent charms never go unheard I know for a fact that I wouldn't be me if I had made the decision to never smoke the tree its the best thing I've ever done getting friendly with the Gan its a positive thing and its made me who I am I inhale her deep into my body and she enters into my veins through the capillaries and straight my brain where she attaches to receptors that are there just for her its then that I experience the human equivalent of a PURR |
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| I'm a really real smoker a big blunt toker a cough cough choker I'm always gettin high No one builds the bongs faster than the Bongmaster I'm a Pot Pastor always preachin' to the sky I'm the really real one always smokin' havin fun and coughin up a fuckin lung and that you can't deny I don't mean to boast but I always smoke the most don't believe me we can roast I just dare you to try I got mad stonerstyle Maryjane makes me smile I've been smokin for a while you can see it in my eye I never say no my blunts be burnin' slow its the only way to go I'll do it 'til I die |
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| Ah, the infamous King Bongmaster. What's up bro, welcome to the Lounge I read one of your poems that someone posted, it was really good. I'll definitely be reading these ![]() |
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