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Old 06-19-2006, 04:28 AM   #1
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Oh Mary Maryjane
I love your sweet splendor
you've been around forever
you're a never ever ender
I'm a big blunt burner
a packer of the bowls
a puffer of the Cannabis
a toker with goals
a blazer of the titans
a roller of the philly
never ever fightin'
steady actin' silly
as my hazy lazy gaze
falls upon her five fat fingers
I float away in a cloud
and the feeling just lingers
my vision is vivid
as my grin spreads ear to ear
as tranquility pierces darkness
like a sharp flaming spear
puff after puff
of that white widow kind
and I find myself drifting
in the middle of my mind
thinkin' thoughts of wonder
as the world drifts by
I'm so very very happy
with my Maryjane High
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:30 AM   #2
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Default Gods Gift to Man


1 In the beginning
like genesis the alpha of time
there was created a plant
sublimely Divine
crafted so beautifully
and hatched from a seed
and the goodness flowed forth
like blood doth bleed
2 It was on the third day
of the lords great design
when the first little leaf
sprouted forth from gods mind
spiraling upwards
the roots burrowed down
the essence of life
was finally found
3 Radiant rays
shining down on the earth
provided the conditions
for the great plants birth
4 ever since conception
it has always been known
that man has always reaped
all that he hath sown
5 through out all of time
for all of eternity
the story has been told
of the burning tree
it was written in scripture
on biblical pages
and it will carry on
for all of the ages
6 God giveth to man
that was an image of himself
all the seed bearing plants
for eating and for health
7 A gift is a gift
with no stipulations
for all to behold
it grows in all nations
8 From dandelion to watermelon
from lion to alligator
all life was created equally
by the creator
from roses to nightshade
from squash to delta-9 THC
all plants and animals
were created equally
9 None below the next
and none above the other
all Cannabis today
descended from
Maryjane the mother
10 A single perfect creation
all natural and grand
created by higher powers
and set free upon the land
11 When grown to maturity
it blossoms and flowers
once set ablaze
it releases its powers
the glory of God
in ethereal form
inhaling the spirit
consuming the storm
12 Bringing unto ones self
a greatness like no other
a new level of spiritualism
previously undiscovered
13 awareness increases
as does thought and perception
the lost become found
and shown the direction
14 thousands of years later
as it has been for-told
this glorious gift has been forbidden
it can't be grown or sold
15 taken from man
by evil incarnate
a sweeping wave of darkness
and solitude and hate
striking down all that is good
and those who would attempt
to partake of the the greatness
or utilize the hemp
penalizing its followers
just as those who followed gods son
but She will not be stopped
not by law or by gun
16 The herbalization
of the great herb nation
can't occur when we're facin'
herb annihilation
its an urban violation
to halt the herberation
we need herbal saturation
for the herbification
17 the world must be herbafied
herbally freed
try to find a perfect plant
its sure to be weed
a perpetually strong herbal herb
completely herberated
loved by all who know it well
but still its being hated
18 So heed my words
and breath the herbs in
get herbatized
and don't believe its a sin
Fuck the herb slander
and the anti-herbal cries
you can see more clearly
with your herbal red eyes
so live life to the fullest
and don't believe the lies
puff upon the goodness
and let us all rise
take our place in the world
or our world it dies
we need to resist
the evil of these guys
19 Heed not the laws
that are wrong
though we're right
cast aside your fears
and puff proudly to fight
get high every day
and every single night
if you've been blinded by the system
you'll be given the sight
embrace Maryjane
you'll be shown the light
her powers are great
and oh so bright
so do whats right
and defend whats yours
free this gift of god
from all mountains and shores.
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:31 AM   #3
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Default So much more than meets the eye

Its beautiful Its natural
Its aromatic and divine
its calming and its peaceful
its ancient and its fine
Its pretty like a rose
and delicious like an orange
except it doesn't have a peel to peel
or any pesky thorns
its vibrant and its pure
it comes in many different strains
and it might just be the cure
for many ailments and pains
Its the bringer of smiles
and the bearer of munch
best served in piles
so its best to have a bunch
It is love and warmth and comfort
all wrapped into one
with a touch of content
and a whole lot of fun
It is a joy and a pleasure
it is a refreshing delight
Its power is beyond measure
it is a blessing with might
A perfect creation
this "wisdom weed"
as virtuous and sinless
as any good deed
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:33 AM   #4
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Default It drives me nuts

It drives me nuts

when people hate

on Maryjane

I think shes great

I love her taste

I love her smell

they know her not

I know her well

when people say

that weed is bad

it brings a tear

and makes me sad

so naive'

and so dumb

they just believe

and beat their drum

their all wrong

I am right

its personal

just like a fight

I represent

the ganja tree

so hate on weed

is hate on me
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:35 AM   #5
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Default Weed warrior

I am a weed warrior

a hemp hero

special number

four-two-zero

I'm a super sensi samaurai

tryin' to keep the planet high

I'm out to protect the population

from the dangers of sobriety

I love copulation

but I'm hated by society

a pothead by day

at night I metamorphasize

into a GANJA GOD

WITH THE POWER OF A HUNDRED HIGHS

I TRAVEL THE LAND

FIGHTIN' FOES

A BULLETPROOF NINJA

ARMED WITH PACKED POWER BOWLS

I'VE GOT TWO HAND BLOWN GLASS GATS

WITH RAPID FIRE MODE

AND AN ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER

GETTIN' EVERYBODY BLOWD

I'M A MARIJUANA MARTYR

POWERED BY THE GREAT BUD TREE

I'M A SMOKE DOWN STARTER

NO ONE CAN OUTSMOKE ME

SO IF YOUR ON THE LOW END

OF YOUR HIGH AND

YOUR SACK IS RUNNIN' DRY MAN

JUST SUMMON ME I'M THE BONG MASTER

I'LL SHOW UP WITH MY SPECIAL

KIND BUD BRAIN BLASTER

BLAST YA ONCE YOU'LL BE HIGHER

THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN BEFORE

BLAST MYSELF AN D BLAST YA ONCE MORE

I WOULDNT STAY LONG THOUGH

I'VE GOT A JOB TO DO

THERES MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE

JUST LIKE YOU

FROM ALL THE LAND I WALK ON

EVERYWHERE I GO LITTLE

MAGICAL BUHDA PLANTS START TO GROW

I'M LIKE SANTA CLAUS

I STOP AT EVERY HOUSE IN JUST ONE NIGHT

WITH MY BIG ENDLESS BAG I'M WINNIN THIS FIGHT

I SWITCH THE SETTINGS ON THE

MINI-TETRA-HYDRA-TURBO-ROCKET IN MY POCKET

FROM BUZZ TO BAKE TO BLOWN

FIRE IT UP AND TARGET SOMEONES DOME

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE SO PLEASE DONT TRY

I'LL LOAD MY DOUBLE BARREL BIO-BATTLE

BONG AND BLAST YOU SKY HIGH

I SMOKE DOWN THE MASSES WITH MY

SEMI-AUTO STEAM ROLLER

EVERYBODYS EYELIDS STEADY DROPPIN' LOWER

SOME COME COME AS FAST AS YOU CAN YOU

DONT WANNA MISS THE MARIJUANA MAN

CUZ IF YOUR SAD OR THERES BEEN SOMETHIN' TRAGIC

I'LL FIX YOU UP WITH MY 'MYSTICAL MAGIC'

USING MY ABILITIES I BATTLE

THE WORLDS WRONGS

AND RESTORE STABILITY

WITH THE RUMBLE OF A BONG
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:37 AM   #6
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Default Stoners

Stoners Stoners
we're the shit
spark it up
and take a hit
take it deep
and feel the whoa
then relax
and let it go
Stoners Stoners
we're so cool
if you doubt us
you're a fool
get it straight
you got it wrong
it's ok to
hit the bong
Stoners Stoners
we are great
get a life
stop the hate
just accept us
we're ok
learn to like us
here to stay
Stoners Stoners
Do no harm
theres no cause
for alarm
we're just like
average folk
except the fact
we like to smoke
Stoners Stoners
mouths are dry
eyes are red
really high
we are happy
fun to grin
so hate on us
it's a sin!
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:39 AM   #7
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Default Ms.Understood

I love Maryjane
shes not a bringer of death
and when I've lost everything
its her I've got left
people come and go
but Maryjane always stays
shes the one constant in my life
for all of my days
pets will die as will
family and friends
but Maryjane will be there
until the very end
she never argues about anything
and we always get along
shes here for life and
our relationship is strong
She is a positive influence
but shes Ms.Understood
the laws try to make her bad
although shes nothing' but good
shes the most beneficial plant
known to the human race
but they would have you believe
that shes a disgrace
they say she kills your mind
and that she makes you dumb
and shes destructive and evil
and to her you will succumb
its like botanical racism
she doesn't deserve the bad rap
everything they said was
all a bunch of Crap
Shes my life's pumping blood
she always keeps me going
always there with me
steadily flowing
the fuel for my soul
burning as it must
in a world full of lies
its MaryJane I trust
My silent homie
never saying a word
but her silent charms
never go unheard
I know for a fact
that I wouldn't be me
if I had made the decision
to never smoke the tree
its the best thing I've ever done
getting friendly with the Gan
its a positive thing
and its made me who I am
I inhale her deep into my body
and she enters into my veins
through the capillaries
and straight my brain
where she attaches to receptors
that are there just for her
its then that I experience
the human equivalent of a PURR

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Old 06-19-2006, 04:40 AM   #8
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I'm a really real smoker
a big blunt toker
a cough cough choker
I'm always gettin high
No one builds the bongs faster
than the Bongmaster
I'm a Pot Pastor
always preachin' to the sky
I'm the really real one
always smokin' havin fun
and coughin up a fuckin lung
and that you can't deny
I don't mean to boast
but I always smoke the most
don't believe me we can roast
I just dare you to try
I got mad stonerstyle
Maryjane makes me smile
I've been smokin for a while
you can see it in my eye
I never say no
my blunts be burnin' slow
its the only way to go
I'll do it 'til I die
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Old 06-20-2006, 05:30 PM   #9
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Ah, the infamous King Bongmaster. What's up bro, welcome to the Lounge

I read one of your poems that someone posted, it was really good. I'll definitely be reading these
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