gone phishing

this story is about absolutely nothing. but its really silly.

Gumby the muffin maker man was leaning against the windowpane eating his cheese when he thought to himself one very rainy day, “I should take a walk in the rain, why have not I done this before? It would cleanse me of my worries and water my mind. Yes…I think I shall do that.”
“How do people feel,” he thought, “when they touch other people? We touch many things a day but why so different when touching people?”
Well gumby went a dancing and a singing through the rain and cleansing his mind. He met up with his friend, the Rastafarian sea turtle with yellow sandles. There they went on the magical mystery tour with four poor doggies who snore.
I hope you like your tea said he, the muffin maker man. Turtley rastafari replied positively. They wondered together what if the world had a dictator? Who shall it be? But then it seemed they got distracted by the sounds emitting from their ear speakers. It seemed the tunes that were playing were not at all actually tunes, but brainwaives! The radio was reading their minds and amplifying it! oh that’s what it does to me.
Tell me tell me are you lost in your reflection? Change your connection and find the one who is your prebetion. These are the ways we live our days and we live on and on and once a day we go out in the sun and work and keep things rolling. And say who who can I thank for the sun in my days? Have backyard bar-b-ques. Barbecues? Invite your neighbors over while your dad makes them burgars. Soccer moms greeting the guests with her soft squishy smile. So real so true because it’s all shes ever known. What about her brother the beach bum bum. Flow through life and be your mothers angel. The angel in the skies who greets her when she dies. She knows her children will always love her. She created them and they created her. Let it wash over you. the waves just mull over and over and over. Dance and dance in your mind let yourself free. Stoning is for free thinkers but keeping your story flowing is structure. Have no structure have no real subject are you listening to me? That rock may talk about whatever he wants. Why are you telling me he cannot?

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