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So once upon a time there lived a man named Jim Schloanski. I know what you're thinking, 4 consonants in a row, thats too much; trust me, don't worry about it. Anyways, he was a genius quantum physicist. He taught at Harvard for twenty nine years, and his research led to the popular movie "Honey I shrunk the kids." Well, Jimmy as they liked to call him was a huge cannabis enthusiast. Well, he finally built a shrink/grow ray. This device could also manipulate time. Jimmy, shrunk his brain down, but it remained completely function, then he decided to shrink down a bunch of people and shrink down a bunch of pot seeds, and build a weed forest inside hist head in the extra space from shrinking his brain. He shrunk grow lights, equipment, tiny foods, tiny waters, and he sped up time inside his head with the machine, so his brain and the pot plants and workers all went faster. So every 5 minutes workers would bring out harvested pot through the nose, but all wrapped up. After it gets out, Jimmy grows it to huge sizes. In a week, he has filled an entire house with pure kief. PURE KIEF! The Whole house, in huge like plastic tubs. He sells 10,000 KG of pure kief (only half of what he produced). $250 million bucks right there. Buying stuff like bubble hash, and budder, was affordable for a while after that. Damn, he did that for a year straight, ended up a multi billionaire, and gave most of it away to help Africa. Man, anyone else remember that?
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