Ix Nay on the Rap Thread Aye

[T_squared]

yes Happy now!

He thank he a killa well we gon jis pay him a visit.
Put tha potata on the barrel so nobody hear it.
I keep a holsta on my showda like i'm John Wayne.
Shootin these n****s lights out like Lebron James.
Holla my name, give me a reason to leave you bleedin.
Afta you feel dees hollow tips, n****, den we even.

I wrote that. When me and snoop dogg were at a BBQ down in cashville. Tupac was there too. He came out and challenged me to a freestyle battle. I beat him soundly and young buck bit my whole song cause he thought it was so raw... wow im high....

[smokinjuggalo]

this is a better edit

dont give a fuck ill eat 7 grams of shrooms
then sit in silence in a pitch black room
then stare at the imaginary colors and patterns
feel like im weightless floating on saturn
spinning out my mind and then back in control
trippins a mindfuck i can feel my soul
everythings funny i cant stop this laugh
im off of a half tryin to roll some grass
everything swims and this blunts lookin strange
im slightly deranged and im acting insane
everyone looks so crazy damn humans are weird
we think were so great but its shame that we fear
im sittin at the comp just watchin g-force
the intense fuckin patterns put my mind off its course
and i just get lost in a trance like state
i could sit there for hours while windows just creates
the beautiful colors and patterns and waves
that sit there swimming along in front of my face
my pupils are huge and weird shit is going on
deja vu just happend and i dont know how come
i feel like ive been here in this exact same place
whats so great about the damn human race
what do we live for, is it simply just life?
we cant just be chill we get angry and fight
we cant just be nice shit what the fuck its not hard
just chill smoke some blunts hit some drank in the yard
nobody knows why we live die or we dream
its just forced upon us like rivers and streams
who created this shit we call arms legs and heads
or the trees that i used to make my wood shed
whether it be evolution or god
we are never gonna know so stop with the facade
religion is pointless words made up by some guy
to get people to follow him, was it fiction or a lie?
ill never know, and neither will you
"faith" is a word to get you to subdue
to the teachings of people to get you on their side
believing in something, proof they dont provide
why should i listen? fear of burning in hell?
i think they made that up just to impel
and we listen to them talk and believe their shit
and waste our whole lives prayin to some abyss
that exists in our minds but nowhere in the sky
where the fuck do we go when we finally die
please tell me why i feel the need to survive
what is this drive that my mind just provides
is death the end only you can decide
but your not gonna know if your wrong or your right
so why try to fight why the pride why the spite
talkin god out your lips desperate for a guide
but thats not the point man enjoy the ride
enjoy your life have some fun with yourself
he gave us life to live, not to sit on a shelf
and devote life to him, pray all day everyday
fuck that just be happy and have fun and play
he put mushrooms here, so we could have fun
look at all the pretty colors, he knows what hes done
you think its a coincidence that this is pure joy?
he gave us psilocybin so we could enjoy
no other natural substance creates such patterns and colors
no other natural substance creates such love for your brothers
how can the goverment make harmless things illegal?
marijuana is beautiful, the fuckin governments evil
they want us to follow them in their plan
instead of have fun and live life as we can
they want us to do whatever they want
and then say its good for us and act nonchalant
ill bet if they took part in the beauty of drugs
they would join us, and then give us a hug
and tell us their sorry, they didnt know what they did
they were scared of what they didnt understand so they hid
misery needs company and thats what they wanted
they assume a bunch of bullshit and then try to haunt us
mind altering substance my fuckin ass
im smarter than 90% of my fuckin class
my brain cells aint dead you aint gotta lie
when your trippin you see what It is that they hide
flows of knowledge from a corner of my brain
only while trippin knowledge falls like rain
We exist for now we don’t know what’s ahead
But why is my life in the hands of the feds

[smokinjuggalo]

i like bunny rabbits and monkeys what u gonna do
oh you really want a bunny and monkey too
yay do a dance
sing and laugh
fuck paris
not the one in france
cupcakes and snickerdoodles
sum yummy chinese asian noodles

[THC Fiend]

Sunshine lollipops and rainbows everywhere
livin in a world where we all share, a world where we all care
holding hands singin kumbaya with flair
ill rub your back and you rub mine under the sunshine's stare!
let's go donate to charity, give em.. like...a pear
we can even say goodbye to warfare, tee hee
we must no longer be wary
of the weapons people may carry
no stranger is scary
were all just like fairies!
were caring and sharing and faring quite well
no one's in hell!
everything's swell
and people are accepted........ even if they smell!

[Jdezle21]

Originally Posted by T_squared

Ima sit back and get twisted,
off of this spliff that i just hit.
as i steam on this tree,
i absorb THC,
and my soul, in effect, is lifted.

Doesn't make great rap, but i was way tired of the whole AABB rhyme scheme + insert violent act here. In fact, this whole thread wreaks of ignorance. Excluding Erasorhead of course...

I think you should have started like this

Imma sit back and get blisted up
off this purp spliff I just twisted up


Now for MY rap
NOTE:this is NOT directed at anyone

Listen to what I say when I speak cuz it's holier than god's divinity
my words hurt you worse than a chick losin' virginity
Best keep a leash on your girl cuz you knowin she in-a-me
My shit just begun and I'm already fixin' to win it
I drop rhymes all the time every second and minute
you broke down like popeye fiendin for spinach

[Hashishi]

Drop me a tempo to which I can spit flow,
splitting the load with my bros in the ghetto.
The street done stole my soul when I was little
and redemption beckons now like a miracle.
Now I’m old and cynical with a thoroughbred awareness,
with reality staring me down – the world leering,
the dark heart of me brethren beating ever stronger
in this urban lesson from which the pulse is long gone.
Long departed, the prodigal son returns with the values
Of a generation gone wrong. Gone to seed, we sleep
like babies, sprawled on down with the safest ladies.

[Hashishi]

Lounging about with a half ounce of snout
and an ounce of the dankest flowery ganja,
I'm a lager-lout swilling pints of stout
'fore I step out for a lift and a quick kick about.
It's all easy geez - this life so simple,
drop Es when the weekend comes and get mental,
work nine to five in the AM or PM
then I'm in the pub at noon or in the evening.
My hands calloused and my skin sallow
and my belly expanding like a marshmallow,
sometimes I guilt-trip I aint running the rat-race,
but chap I'm happy slapping stickers on crates
for six hours a day at six fifty an hour,
I'm at the top of my game smoking weed and
swilling barrels and smoking dank and filling forums
with inanity and politics and I don't need to be taught
to do this shit.

[L0st_St0ker]

been six months since L0st st0ke had a toke
but now i'm back through the midst of smoke
had one puff now i'm back hittin the stuff that i pack
like the Hashishi i'v been on disco treats
gettin me into the techno beats
chewin my face off, thats no figure of speach
now i'm out of serratone,
it's time to come back to the cone
the all natural herbal remedy
that cops consider a felony

[Bowlblaze]

The reason cops are so uptight is jealousy
Cause they can't blaze and chill to the melody
Of the music - I guess it was destiny
For us to find the sweet herb of serenity
I just wish that it was permitted
To smoke herb and forget all the twisted
Things in the world, just get lifted.
Our love for herb ain't unrequited
It makes your brain feel gifted
Runnin round 20 miles a minute
Pondering the world and everyone in it
I'm too fuckin stoned though, I'm finished.

[ShakeAndBake]

You see.. I live my life dying by the knife I'm a cokey I'm dopey. But ya'll can call me smokey.

I'm a cold blooded killer, a muthafu*** steeler.

So kick it...

Fu** with my homies and you Fu** with me

Cause I'ma dopey... Yeah... A muhtafu*** dopey!!!