Ix Nay on the Rap Thread Aye

[Buds_Of_Steele]

i think the last word should be jail not hell but yeh i can surprisingly (im white as fuck) rap on occassion. right now isnt good for me. but ill be back

[ADIDAS]

Rapping Thread

[ADIDAS]

Get back! Get back! You need a tic tac! tic tac! Before I clip clap! Clip clap! With this rip rap! Flip that!
Got you feelin feelin, cold spine chillin chillin. Zip bag, killin, stealin, cause we murderous!
Im so impervious, got you feelin nervousness. Im the one orderin, youre the one who servin us.
Aint that crazy, lazy. Mind set hating, waiting. We could be mating, in the back of my cadillac.
Girls dont know how to act, when it comes to powder packs. Got them licking, sucking on my sour patch.

[ADIDAS]

Let me tell ya somethin bout the dolla bill. An ill mind, distills rhymes, to make a pocket fill.
Its a lesson in finances, somethin beyond skill. More than just a couple commas, shaping the common thrill.

[nikk]

I've been lurking these forums for over a year now, and I just found this thread.
Some of these raps are fucking great....and I've only been reading the first page ha.

IMO we need a youtube version of this haha

[Equilibrium]

conceived on a full moon,and labeled a misfit
got aborted from the womb,put in preservative liquid
hidden in a room,behind the surgical equipment
my body won't fit,this jar is leaving an imprint

my preacher says i'm evil cause i'm killin little kids
i kill 80 million people every single time i jizz
when i fuck an ugly bitch and i bust off on her tits
grab a pack of crackers so she can put it on the ritz

[jerzysanchez]

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dude, this one time i was rappin'
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...cream cheese

[L0st_St0ker]

really, who the fuck do you think you are
talkin that shit from out of your car
wannabe motherfuckers acting tough from afar
but when i step up close they realise who i are
i'm from that old school rap
with the strap on my lap
the hammer cocked back and theres no safety on that
yeah i keep my shit with me on instant and keep a safe distant
cause fools these days be in a haze and turn right in an instant
mother fuckers i'm from Australia
i'll take your shit off ya and not pay ya
and theres nothin you can do or even say'a
cause i'm the shit your a fuckin failure
these lyrics you read are gangsta like lyrical
it's time to wake the fuck up and make yourself cereal .... hahaaaaaaa biatch!!!

[L0st_St0ker]

lol @ jerzysanchez's rap ..... cream cheese represent motherfuckers, it's the peoples cheese made for all to please how it spreads with eeeeeeeeazzzzzz spread that shit on crackers and u got a meal only bettered by a 3am run to maccas, mother fuckers i've got lyrics hittin harder than line backers and i'm way too drunk now better hit the fuckin sakers....... what the furrrrrrrrrrrrk

[seanyseany90]

you like cream cheese, well im bout my chedda
ask me how i does it, i does it mo betta
aint tryina be gangsta, im just tryina be me
sittin behind 5% tint, so i know you cant see me
id rather knock down a honey, dont knock down dos
im outta houston where they drip candy n swang on fos
we like to smoke good outa swishas, only plain flavor
i got love for my people, so im doin em favors
so high i could take flight, like a g4 jet
dont believe what im sayin, you can place ur bets
the girls say they love me, tell me im the man
fat sweet behind my ear, grippin a 24 oz can
i dont sell drugs or shoot people, never ever front
but i promise i can teach you how to roll a fat blunt
i can go all night, but for now im gonna squash it
my flows so clean, its like you never gotta wash it

ill be accepting record deals now