Ix Nay on the Rap Thread Aye

[ADIDAS]

Having a stoners moment with the strike of a hand. Starin down the 4, while Im picking the strand.
Got all the goodies out ready for lift off, just a lick n split away, til the party kicks off.
Now take a rip off, the dirty brown dragon. No need to spare, got plenty in the wagon.
Plenty in the closet, twenty in the bag n. Go ahead and toss it, twist another fag man.

[Bowlblaze]

You say that I'm venom, I'm toxic,
Too random, not to mention psychotic
With less chance of getting through to you
Then a shipment of mexican chronic
Hidden inside a blue hula hoop.
It's more fun to screw with you
When you think I'm just some loony toon
With a penchant for pandemonium
Get off your high horse and show me some!
I'll crack the whip, make a pony run
With you duct taped underneath
Dammit, I'll make it tough to breathe
To be perfectly blunt, I'll lead
And you wish you could follow
But theres no pill you would swallow
That won't leave the taste of defeat
And that would kill you from sorrow

[ADIDAS]

Theres no pill cause I already ate it. Munched that shit, had me totally sedated.
Luckily my community is fenced and gated. Though the gateway theory seems overrated.
Or maybe Im just overrated. On the edge of my mind got me over hangin.
Its likely tho, that I just over drank it. Which explains the hang over, and the older naked.
Female in my cell, when I told her, "take it". Had that bitch groanin, tho I know shes fakin.
I mustve mistaken, her for a real chick. Got her on a hook, ready to reel quick.
Throw the bitch a book, and get ready to feel dick. Got her giving brain, spittin knowlege and still sick.

[BongAlmighty]

heres a folder ov fings that ihave told ya
undercover reble soilder
pulled a lever trebble holder
bring it back with racer style
place a child imbrace my ile
of no remorse face my chest none with force
and so currest


youjust a queer with a dick in his ear
with a tatooo on his rear saying please insert here
you just a mere bitch deeer who drinks light white beer
and wen the battle egnight into a fight i stand and stay tight but you
fade in the light'

[ADIDAS]

Ammunition spittin, coppertone skin vixon, nothin missin, just lookin for a spot to piss in. I rock the hissin, mic like a snake bite. Screamin in pain, fill the veins pumpin to keep you jumpin. We wrappin somethin, blunts n girls we humpin. A chump in, the towers of power like the trump. City sky scrapers, scrapin weed, smokin crumbs. The smoke is dumb. Stupid, retarded like a gun. Clap clap, bang bang, now lets have some fun.

[Stepchild]

This thread is the shit
Legit.
Now it's my turn to spit
Spittin out words that none can comprehend
Not the enemy, just merely a friend
So lend a hand
And send contraband
Round the bend then stand
Next to me smoking weed till the end man and
We can roll with one another
In my Lamborghini my brother
And while rolling, we'll be rolling, right next to each other
Rolling spliffs my son
Smoke up put down the gun
Cause when we rollin, we be rollin, and we be rollin for fun

[ADIDAS]

Thanks for the greeting, now say your goodbyes. Sir its nice to meet you, ma'am I love your eyes.
Darlin, its good to see you. Maybe we should kick it. Im starvin, wanna eat you. But for now, Ill just lick it.
Send my condolences, Ive got priority mail. I killed the white inside me, now its minority fail.
The black got the best of me, at least until the grey. Age comes upon me, and the mic rests in the grave.

[ADIDAS]

Visions of a higher life instilled up in my mind. Daily grind livin in the kitchen cookin crime.
Concentrate the juice and increase the potency. Slurp it through my veins to keep the smoke from chokin me.
Im hopin we get it, find the proper path. Walk the road less traveled, gettin beaten by my wrath.
Im seeking baths because Im wreakin hav from cheechin grass. Chonged by the bong, money long like a leapin jag.
An animal on the track poised to stalk my prey. The predator of the jungle, and this I must convey.
Your brain will be leakin if you thinkin of gat shrinkin. My guns get bigger by the trigger that Im freakin.

[ADIDAS]

Epic epic, the word of the century. I get the vibes that your thighs just sent to me.
Let me in between, and Ill explore your world. Ill never open up unless I create a pearl.
A gladiator on the mic have em runnin like a bull. A warrior in a fight til they cease my rule.
Im cool, chilled, relaxed just doin it. Tho, I will, cough facts with a fluent spit.
You knewin it, oops, I meant knowin. Viewin shit, from all the poop that youre throwin.

[Bowlblaze]

I am surrounded by douchenozzles
My hand around the booze wobbles
Then slams it down, grabs a new bottle
This night's getting too damn weird
Been here so long I grew a beard
But it was fine until you appeared.
The reason we haven't kicked it lately
Is cause you try to manipulate me
I wont have it you bitch. Who's crazy?
I`m drunk, this is your personality
The combination is workin to damage me
Slowly eating and purging my sanity
I forget what they`re serving me, gradually
As my mood is becoming shittier
You seem more fun and wittier
Like you're someone prettier
Then any other girl in the city or
At least at this one particular
Place at this time, at this moment
So come outside, the joints rolled and
You can spend the night, the bar`s closin.