Ix Nay on the Rap Thread Aye

[ADIDAS]

Hahaha Lost Stoker thinks hes on the prowl,
watching my game hoping to call a foul.
But I have yet to do anything wrong,
except take your lyrical virginity, like you wearing a thong.
Oh my this dude must be hittin a bong,
Like Ali hittin you, at the end of this song.
Breaker Breaker 10/4 can I get a reply,
Spittin like 3000, leaving your computer chip fried.
I come full force with a fist full of pride,
Rappin through the walkie talkie like Im outta my mind.
So come rappin at me and this youll find,
I sweep away emcees, like a tropical mudslide.
Im married to the game like its my bride,
When I come through your town, ALL better hide.

[Hashishi]

the verbal hashassin is what they call me
verbally dashing you back to corby,
but oh wait maybe i've got the wrong end of the stick
this boy aint from the ghetto cuz his rhymes are all bit!
he rich like my bitch cuz i'm banging his mother,
ripping the slang he got from them chart-toppers,
he listens to nas and he needs to stop bothering
proper fucking rappers like i am, we disown him!
we throw him into dope end and shit on his rhymes
bring him out of his depth and drag him outside
the motor that his ceo-daddy bought him,
when he passed his sat's after the fourth time,
you're a nonce boy and if you weren't so well off
rudeboys would've broken you a long time ago!

[ADIDAS]

Hahhaah nice Hash

[SonicDaChronic]

oh fuck yeah, here comes the next chapta
its gonna hit hard, just like i bitch slapped ya
were rippin dope lines, its all goin back ta
the same game as before but flamin's now a factor
ill disembowl u wit ma quick lyrics like a raptor,
u know im gonna catch ya,and no i wont scratch ya
anything u say u only know im gonna match ya,
ill flip ur smegma lyrics like an egg on a spatuala
suck ur credibiliy and agility dry like im dracula
even ull be soon sayin my ability is spectacular
crush ur self esteem into ur spleen and then fracture ya
unless ur a girl then instead ill have a crack at ya

Welcome back!

[L0st_St0ker]

I roll up to the club
see my grill cause i be grinnin
these niggas throwin up the dubs
because my rims are still spinnin
lookin as i'm winning
you can tell i'm mac fo sho
i look pimp from head to toe
see my ice and then you'd know
that i'm stackin up my ritches
my lost'de'ville is hittin switches
see me bouncin over ditches
back seat is full of bitches no snitches
i'm so hood behind these keys
i dont need to say please
and the hoes are on their knees

[ADIDAS]

The verbal hashassin is just a worthless drunk,
500 cans of silver bullet, petruding from his trunk.
Cant get no girls, aint had no sex, who wouldve thunk,
Shit hes probably living at mommas, on his top childhood bunk.
Everyone in town gossips of how he has sunk,
From an average citizen, to speaking less than a monk.
Sits at his comp all day just bathing in his funk,
His odor comparable to a shit dipped skunk.
Online battles thinking he gonna start to punk,
But the shit he spits, is only tasteless junk.
His ego once so high, and now its only shrunk,
Once had dreams of being like mike, looking for that dunk.
But all that shit came crashing down, the day he decided to get crunk.

[hauptmann]

So yeah, if you go too far I wont hesitate to cut your creative genius down and delete it. If you want to make a post in the creative writing section be sure it follows the posting guidelines and is somewhat civil. I will have no problem deleteing any posts in whole.

I'm done editing out bits and pieces so if you put any objectionable material in your post it will be deleted without warning or question. You can thank everyone else that has ruined these threads time and time again for that.

Ive laid the rules down before but many of you think that just because you're rhyming and acting hard that you can break the rules and its all in good fun. But thats not so, the rules stand in here just as they do in any other section. You can send any complaints to the recycling bin on your desktop, this is not an issue that is up for debate. Thank you come again....


This thread has its head on my block, Im swingin my axe and Im ready to chop, go ahead and untuck your proverbial glock, I got you and every other thug troll on lock, tossin up gang signs like your name is pac, Ill pinch ya neck like my name is spock, live long and prosper unless you wanna play wyatt earp like kevin costner, leave you in tombstone six feet deep, buried only half asleep, your clawin at your coffin, gaspin for air coughin, you just cant speak, cant move, just keep kickin ya feet, thats what itll be like when I kick ya troll ass to the street.


Had a dental cleaning today and was thinking of this as I was staring at the ceiling...

Sittin through a mishaped dental operation, drillin straight nerve assassination, laughin gas kickin up my elation when I feel teeth in my throat I start my regurgiation, spittin ivory annihalation with mad acceleration, losin orientation, grabbin needles out of desperation, push the plunger with some hesitation, start to feel the numbin senstation as Im injectin novicaine to my brain stem, slippin but still tryin to maintain, with this level of pain Im havin trouble stayin sane, movin my lips as Im strugglin to spit, droolin blood, sippin tears, start swingin cause I lost all fear, sliced the ear off the dental hygenist before I threw her to the dentist, hopped up and went for the closest exits, trippin the receptionist as I flee from this, shes dialin 911 like Im the cause of this, aint no pausin shit, as I pound my fist in fast forward, wishin I had the time to rewind and skip my appointment, a quick peak in the mirror caused some disappointment when I see I got all my teeth, mustve been trippin as I say oh shit before I hit the street.

Damn I ended the both with street whats wrong with me.

[ADIDAS]

Damn was that directed toward me? I thought that was pretty clean, no violent acts, hate crimes, or weapons in that post. I guess Ima have to retire from the throne then before I ruin all others fun. Sorry...

[hauptmann]

Wasnt directed towards anyone in particular . Just a general warning, a PSA if you will. Why? Do you have a guilty concience? Just dont want anyone to waste their time on something that will be deleted in the future.

[ADIDAS]

O OK . I just assumed since it was after my post. Guess Im back in the game bitc...uh I mean friends