Ix Nay on the Rap Thread Aye

[SonicDaChronic]

im trippin out cause i cant get my flippin out,
all i got is grizzlys throwing frizbees while they grippin trout
just sittin bout JD sippin like a pint of stout
its ripping doubt, in my ability to drip it out
the JD has started partying to kick it now,
like my agility in an over crowded facility bout to lock it down
with out a sound, my lyrical capability has 2 feet on the ground
the ability to escape a killer bee colony after i just drowned
look what i just found, the end is here i better post it now

[L0st_St0ker]

I'm that guy on the highway changing lanes without a blinker
or that passenger pants down staring at you with his sphincter
swerving all over the road cause I'm a binge drinker
wake up in the morning, can't remember a thing-er
give me a six pack of Jim beam black
and i won't care if she's fat I'll still hit that
it's not a big deal if she's got a wizard sleeve
cause in the morning i grab my shit and leave
I'm lost stoker you fucks my rhymes are appalling
i better go now cause that's your mother calling

[Payless]

so, i stumbled on this thread and smoked a blunt to the head
though i'd give it a shot and just rap about pot
i smoke weed every day and to my dismay
i can't rap for shit so, i'll just take another hit.

[Pass Da Blunt]

Guys we need to make a rapping thread so whenever were high and just feel light rapping jus post in it.. Ill go first

So im in the room chillin/ /
And you know how im feelin//
Im feeling high as hell look at my eyes cant you tell?//
And i know you know that thats weed what ya smell//
Im supposed to be gettin a check today in the mail//
I aint never killed a person so i aint goin to hell//


Ahh im high as hell cant think of anything else..


Mod note: Threads merged.

[Buds_Of_Steele]

i think the last word should be jail not hell but yeh i can surprisingly (im white as fuck) rap on occassion. right now isnt good for me. but ill be back

[ADIDAS]

Rapping Thread

[ADIDAS]

Get back! Get back! You need a tic tac! tic tac! Before I clip clap! Clip clap! With this rip rap! Flip that!
Got you feelin feelin, cold spine chillin chillin. Zip bag, killin, stealin, cause we murderous!
Im so impervious, got you feelin nervousness. Im the one orderin, youre the one who servin us.
Aint that crazy, lazy. Mind set hating, waiting. We could be mating, in the back of my cadillac.
Girls dont know how to act, when it comes to powder packs. Got them licking, sucking on my sour patch.

[ADIDAS]

Let me tell ya somethin bout the dolla bill. An ill mind, distills rhymes, to make a pocket fill.
Its a lesson in finances, somethin beyond skill. More than just a couple commas, shaping the common thrill.

[nikk]

I've been lurking these forums for over a year now, and I just found this thread.
Some of these raps are fucking great....and I've only been reading the first page ha.

IMO we need a youtube version of this haha

[Equilibrium]

conceived on a full moon,and labeled a misfit
got aborted from the womb,put in preservative liquid
hidden in a room,behind the surgical equipment
my body won't fit,this jar is leaving an imprint

my preacher says i'm evil cause i'm killin little kids
i kill 80 million people every single time i jizz
when i fuck an ugly bitch and i bust off on her tits
grab a pack of crackers so she can put it on the ritz