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Buzzby

We've always had a few werewolves in the neighborhood. Up until recently, we've coexisted pretty well. People knew not to leave pets out three nights a month and our gardens had fewer problems with bunnies, deer, groundhogs, moles, chipmunks, and squirrels.

Until recently... The last three months have included nine days of utter chaos! Tires have been slashed. Garbage cans have been overturned. Huge holes have been dug in people's lawns. Doorknobs were rattled. Doors were scratched. Windows were peeped through. Porches were pooped on. The people who the wolves are 95% of the time say they have no idea what's been happening, but a lot of people have witnessed wolves acting up.

You think the justice system won't accept medical marijuana? Try getting them to believe in werewolves! We're going to have to work this out the old fashioned way.

The problem now is getting the right kind of ammunition. Lead, steel, tungsten, copper - they laugh at them. I need to get some silver hollow point bullets (.223) for my varmint gun and some silver 000 buckshot for my twelve-gauge. Ready-to-shoot would be fine or I can load my own cartridges and shells. I'm not finding silver bullets or silver buckshot for sale anywhere on the Internet. Can anyone help me out?

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StonedImmaculate21

Funny you should bring this up. We've been having a similar issue in my hometown with vampires. We petitioned the government for help, only to receive a brusquely worded letter stating that out nation's tax dollars are better spent jailing pot smokers and setting up puppet democracies in the Middle East than helping citizens with real problems.

So, left to our own devices, we've resorted to lining the streets with garlic and driving stakes through the hearts of any "suspicious individuals" (and let me tell you, here in the South, "suspicious individual" is a very loosely defined term--usually applied to anyone not sporting a NASCAR tee shirt).

While the drastic decrease in population has cut at least fifteen minutes from my morning commute, the stench of dead bodies and garlic is really killing our tourism industry, so if you do happen to find a reputable dealer of silver ammunition (reasonably priced, mind you, we are in a recession here) please let us know immediately.

dedbr

Regular bullets will work. Just go to your local Catholic church and dip them in holy water. Since they are creatures of the devil, they will work on them, too........

Amatuers.......


Some Where In Ded Land..........

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