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| Relax it, and tax it. Join Date: Mar 2008
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| First of all, I suck at writing! But, this is an idea I had for awhile. Basically, every time I am alone and smoking. I usually sit on the floor. Every time I get high a fly starts to fuckin' bug me! I usually shoo it away. Till one time I exhaled a big hit right into the flight path of the fly. I notice that he starts flying weird. Usually I can never catch a fly with my hand. But this fly, I can easily reach out and catch this dude. When I look at him, I picture him looking like Cheech Marin and he originates from East L.A. Anyways... Like I said earlier, I think it would be a funny read, if someone who's good at writing make a good short story out of it. |
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| One time when I lived in the attic of my house, we had a duct problem or something, and my window (the space between storm window and regular) became a breeding ground. I must have had over 2,000 flies up there. They had a large food source somewhere inside of my walls, so they were all really fat, and really easy to smack around if they got lose while we were spraying them.
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![]() It's more likely to be the effects of the toxins and combusted matter, though - flies don't have any cannabinoid system to speak of, so they can't be getting 'high' in the conventional sense. ...Sorry, I'm a stickler! I can picture it easily as a comic, though - fo sho.
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| I can imagine the Cheech fly getting stuck the cobweb of some spider chick whom he tries to hit on. He manages to wiggle loose before she eats him, falls into a bong, almost drowns in the bongwater before Chong wakes him up and he realizes it was all just a nice dream. |
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