High-Guy

Hey everyone, just got my wisdom teeth out today and I'm looking for a quick recipe I can make that's soft enough for me to eat without creating further complications (ie. dry socket). I can't smoke due to possible infection and also creating any type of sucking action could pull out the stiches. I'm wondering if anyone knows a quick and easy recipe (not exactly a culinary expert here) that will allow me to get high without much chewing involved. I just picked up a half O of some Jack Herer shake and really feel like trying it out especially since staying at home for the next three days won't be the most exciting experiance. Thanks in advance!

toothfairy420

You could make blueberry cannabicecream...

Ingredients:
1/2 oz marijuana
4 egg yolks
1/2 pint (250ml) whole milk
1/2 pint (250ml) double/heavy cream
4 oz (100g) sugar or caster sugar
1 cup of semi crushed blueberries

Pour the milk into a saucepan, add the marijuana and bring the pan slowly up to the simmering point and let it simmer for about 3 minutes...DO NOT LET IT BOIL, do this on very low heat, constantly stirring. Take the mixture off of the heat and leave to infuse for about 20 minutes, then strain the mixture with a fine metal strainer or cheese cloth.

In a separate bowl, beat together the egg yolks and sugar until thick. Pour the milk mixture into the mixture of egg yolks and sugar whilst stirring. Pour the mixture back into the pan and heat gently, stirring until the custard thickens - DO NOT BRING TO THE BOIL OR IT WILL CURDLE. When you can see a film form over the back of your spoon it's thick enough to remove from the heat, let it sit on the counter for 15 minutes, then refridgerate. When the custard base is cold stir in the cream and blueberries. Transfer the whole mixture into an ice cream maker and freeze according to the manufacturer's instructions.

If you do not have an ice cream maker, you can place the mixture into a sealed container, place it in your freezer and shake it up every two hours or so. If you have a small blender like the magic bullet, just put the blending container in the freezer and take it out every two hours to give it a good whirl.

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telefunken

ooh, that sounds good!

Ceejay

Sounds like a whole mouthful of soreness there High Guy. My solution after having two teeth out was to make up a mixture of Peanut Butter & finely chopped weed, shape it into small balls, wrap them in cooking foil & cook for 30mins at 150degrees. When they have cooled a bit throw them in the freezer & whenever you want to get high (& you are willing to wait about 1hr for it to kick in) just unwrap one & wash it down with water or whatever & settle down & ENJOY...no chewing involved. Hope this helps, it certainly did for me.

ctwalrus

omg are you saying... ice cream that gets you high?
how high do you get with just a half ounce in there?
what would a good dose be?

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toothfairy420

well it comes out to just over a pint, so if you use 1/2 oz of good, ground buds, you could probably eat 4 or 5 good spoon fulls and be good...depends on your tolerance too...

Edit for high Guy: make sure your shake is pretty well ground, more surface area=more thc in the mix

hollywood39

get a big metal spoon fill half way with butter and the other half weed hold over lighter or gas stove let it simmer (hard not to let it get too hot) get a strainer poor oil into yogurt through strainer then stir and enjoy a yogurt and being baked

Juank

what i'd do is make the ramen noodle recipe. with a little modification.

you still boil (low boil) the herb for 20 minutes with oregeno and garlic powder with two cups of water, but if the noodles are too much you could just skip them and add the flavoring. the broth is where all the THC is anyway. I'm sure it'd still taste pretty good.