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"A Grilled Charlie has peanut butter LAST!
Peanut butter outside, chocolate inside. Butter inside, cheese outside!"

The Grilled Charlie is a magnificent sandwich* created by the god among men Charlie Kelly ( It's Always Sunny... ). It leaves all who consume it satisfied and emotionally scarred. You will feel, after tasting it's glorious flavours, a surge of emotions ranging from ecstatic to dissipated.

What you will need-
Cheap processed cheese slices
Cheap Bread slices
Margarine ( I'm sure the real Charlie could never afford butter)
Peanut Butter
Chocolate Sauce

Now you may be thinking to yourself, " Oh god no, this will end badly ". It will, but in a worse way than you can imagine. But in the greatest way possible.

We must now carefully try to understand what Charlie is trying to communicate in the quote above. When taken out of context, it seems to describe some gross inedible slab of toppings that no sane man would ever ingest. Oh to contrary! The Grilled Charlie is a gross almost edible slab of toppings and bread that no sane man would ever ingest! Unless I am horribly, horribly wrong, the best way to make a Grilled Charlie would be as follows:

1. Place two slices of bread on flat surface ( eg: Table, Carpeting )
2. Butter one slice of bread on one side with rediculous amounts of margarine, then butter the pan you will be using to grill your GC ( I am getting tired of typing ). Take note that if you have a large enough frying pan, steps 2,5 and 6 can be done simultaniously.
3. Put the pan on the stove/hot plate and let it heat up.
5. Place the cheese slice on the opposite end of the margarine'd slice of bread, then place the bread on the pan margarine side down. After a while flip it over and carefully grill the cheese side. Remove slice of bread when cooked to desired crispiness.
6. Take a second slice of bread and drown it in chocolate sauce. Now, when I made mine I did not choose to grill the peanut butter, but if you are criminally insane you may choose to lather the untainted side of the bread with peanut butter before grilling, but it will taste equally scarring if you add it after the sandwich has been cooked to perfection. Make sure your frying pan is still buttered and place the bread in it non-chocolate side down. Flip it over and carefully try to grill the chocolate. Remove, then add the peanut butter if you have not already done otherwise.
7. Assemble sandwich, with cheese and peanut butter sides facing outward.
8. Smoke 5 bowls of high quality marijuana to yourself and drink half a pint of whisky. Huffing glue is optional, but the braincells you kill just might be the ones that detect taste, so you should give it a go.

Now the sandwich is ready. Consume and promptly vomit ( with pleasure! ). If you die it's because TV said to do it!

* Read: Affront to God

If anyone needs pics or a video, I will be making another one once I acquire enough weed/liquor. Just say the word.