Blaaah!

Ive tryed eating weed on many occations... never has worked.. ive tryed crackers with cheese in the microwave.. ive tryed peanut butter on crackers in the microwave.. ive tryed weed and butter in the microwave.. nothing EVER works..

i really want to eat it because its alot easier.. what am i doing wrong?? i need a recipe the uses a small amout of weed and can be made with a microwave. Ive looked for these recipes before.. but they just dont work.... i need an absolutly perfect fail-proof idea or something.... i have an upcomming "event" and i really need to make some "snacks" for a few people and have them work without wasting weed and looking stupid.

i havent been on the forum for a while but what i used to read... the recipes werent ever detailed enough.....

i know you have probly heard this before and will close the thread.. but sheesh.... nothing works......