Herb Ninja

Let me first start out by saying that i'm a cook at a pizza place, and we use oregano in our pizzas. It smells and slightly looks like weed. It's a nice addition, but I think cannabis would be ohhh soooo much better. Problem is, i'm 15 and I live with my parents, so cooking this at home would be risky as hell, and i'm not going to put it in my pizza at work. Ok so you want pot pizza? This is what you need to do. Buy a frozen pizza at the store, preferably not extra cheese. Pick up some cheese, any cheese will do pick your favorite, mozzerella is classic, I think provolone would be yummy. Now you need some cannabis, however much you want, I won't be the judge of that. Cut or break it up into shake and sprinkle it on the frozen pizza as evenly as possible. Next get the cheese from the store and layer it over the cannabis and other toppings that were on your frozen pizza. Cook for apropriate time at less than said tempature, I would do 320 degrees. Enjoy. (The extra cheese layers over your cannabis so it doesnt uselessly burn to a crisp, note, dont put so much cheese that it comes of the side of the pizza in the oven, but don't put to little that it doesnt cover the none crust part of the pizza.) (I work at a pizza place without pre made frozen pizzas, and i'm glad. If you wanted to perfect this, you would go to a family owned pizza place and make sure that they are serving fresh none frozen pizza. Ask for the pizza to go and half cooked. When you get home add the pot and extra cheese. Get a flat pan and place under the pizza so the bottom is not burned, put the pizza in the oven untill the cheese is completely melted an remove. Wait a minute for it to cool and enjoy. Hope somebody tries this I would love to know how it turns out.)