Vicki

So, does anyone have any really good pranks planned?

I got my husband really good this morning. He had already walked out the door, and was in his car to leave for work. I open the front door, and stop him real quick to say, "I forgot to tell you, my Mom called and she's flying in today." I swear his face almost went white, and he looked sick.

Then I say, "Gotcha, April Fool's!." He says, "you are mean, and payback is a bitch," and he drives off to work. Now I'm in trouble....

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newcarcaviar

Hahaha, that's good, Vicki! You better be sharp for the rest of the day!

I don't really have anything big planned. Just a little joke for people that go to my website, that's about it. I kind of lamed out this year.

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Vicki

I plan to be on my toes all day long, so to speak.

BigMac1337

Well, today at school, there was a guy on the announcements, (Our administrator), and he said "All students get to leave at 9:00." Then more or less he continued to say "April fools" and to this, I said outloud, Mr."Admins name here" is a shitfaced fuckhead. And then my teacher told me to leave, and I said "April Fools" he continued to kick me out and I went down to the principal's office. I wasn't just a bit stoned, I was sort of geeking out. I was scared as fuck but I kept it cool when I got down there. When I got down there I learned that I had another referal for calling someone "A dumby head." I'm sharing this because I thought it was funny. I'm posting this from the school library.

MestUp7

You sound very intelligent.

Knowledge

I always get to the office earlier than the other employees. I come in a start up the server and what not. So today, when I started up all the computers and stuff, I called the office manager and one of the other desk jockey's and told them that something was wrong.

As many of you have probably heard there is a computer worm out there that is really viscious. I told them that all the terminals and the server were "Locked Up." and that I wasn't sure what was wrong. I told them I had restarted everything and they were all stuck now.

I think that the office manager pulled the e brake in his company car and almost $hit himself. The other guy, lets call him Number 2, was a little more awake, he got the second call. He was almost out the door rushing to the office when he realized what day it was. He proceeded to call me a short string of profanities and hung up on me directly.

Everyone is ok and nothing was broken or messed up but man it was definately one of my finest 4/1 pranks.

Thank for reading
-Knowledge

Nando

You really got them there! heheh

BigMac1337

Well, I usually don't do anything like that. I was high, and I had a funny idea. That's what happens.

Dudeimanoldfart

Hah very nice Vicki! I haven't gotten anybody yet this year, I just woke up...but work is going to be a fun one!

Last year I got my dad GOOD haha....

I taped the pull out faucet thing in our kitchen sink, and just taped down the handle so when the next person turns on the faucet it just sprays hahaha, and my dad was the unlucky one and he was like "Is this bowl dirty?" Ha I replied "Yes, i think you should rinse it off real quick before you put it in the dishwasher" BAHAHAH He turned the sink on and got his t-shirt soaked. Hah then I got yelled at because that was his last clean shirt LOL

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I i did the classic fart machine, exept in class.

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