Drug Testing - The Definitive Guide
TYPES OF DRUG SCREENS
Some chemicals taken orally are advertised as masking traces of marijuana in urine. They don’t work to mask or cleanse the body of toxins. The only thing they might do is dilute the urine so much that the level of THC drops below the cutoff of the test. Most herbal products claim to do a lot more than they actually do. Don't be fooled by herbal potions that claim to flush or absorb toxins. If they actually worked to flush toxins, then there would be no more poisonings, cancer, infections, viruses, etc. It would be considered the miracle answer to all medical illnesses.
Drug screens that might work:
Aspirin
Taking 4 aspirins a few hours prior to the test might help you. Aspirin used to interfere with an EMIT assay. This was many years ago, and testing methodology has evolved to prevent most “screens” from being effective. Just as you are learning about ways to cheat drug tests, so are the laboratories and manufacturers of instant test kits. They are constantly updating their products and methods to keep up with products and methods developed to beat drug tests. It is illegal in many to manufacture anything designed to ‘fool’ or ‘beat’ a legally given drug test. It doesn’t hurt to take aspirin prior to a drug test, it can only help if due to all the stress of the drug test you develop a headache, but I am not certain of the effectiveness of taking it for the purpose of fooling a drug test.
Drug screens that do not work:
Goldenseal
Goldenseal is an outdated and obsolete myth. It never worked and so many people were using it to try to beat a drug test, the laboratories started testing for goldenseal. If excessive amounts are found in your specimen, it could be reported that you have attempted to adulterate your specimen. and California NORML advises against using it and so do I.
Niacin
Another myth. Doesn’t work reliably and never will. This ranks right up there with goldenseal.
Zinc sulfate
Zinc sulfate is claimed to bond with THC metabolites (false), and because it's a solid, it gets passed as stool rather than urine. Which does nothing to help a urine, blood or saliva drug test. "zinc sulfate is no miracle drug for passing. Forget it."
Puri-Blend, The Stuff, Purifyit, any other type of detox drink
These are the biggest ripoff since snake oil. If you look at the ingredients, they are nothing more than sugar water, vitamins and common supplements. You can get the same effect (and the guarantee would be as effective) from flavored sports drink or drinking koolaid taking a multivitamin.
Water
Do not add water (tap, distilled, whatever) to your specimen. This will alter the specific gravity of the specimen, a common adulterant test found on most instant and done for all laboratory tests. Considering the municipality or source of the water, the chlorine found in the water might also be detected. Most collection facilities will have the faucet water disabled and the toilet water colored with dye. If you were thinking of adding water to your specimen, which you shouldn’t, you would have to carry it in with you.
Since most drug tests detect THC in your urine, adding a foreign substance to your urine really does nothing to sway the test. You can add sour cream, for example, to your urine and it won’t remove the THC. The test will still detect THC.
