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Toking Jedi

Exactly. Let's see, how many ways can you kill a man?

-You can beat him to death with the Sunday New York Times. Large newspapers are officially an abomination.
-You can drown him in a bathtub. Shouldn't we outlaw bathtubs?
-You can kill him with a knife. But... but... knifes are legal...
-You can take him and two planks of wood to the top of a hill, tie the wood together, and nail him to it (Jesus comes to mind). I guess we should outlaw hammers, nails, 2x4's, and of course, Jews--I'm sorry, I meant Romans. (No offense meant to Jewish tokers! I'm just kidding around...)
-You can run him over with a car. Cars, naturally, are absofuckinglutely legal.

I think we get the point. TheNewGuy said it very well: anything in the world can be dangerous if not used properly, in a safe way. Of course, "safe" is a very loose term... Am I being safe when I fill my head with ideas from the Times? I wonder...

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Mamabudz

Especially when doing it on yourself --

Or with someone else in the back seat -- in the backseat-- with no one at the wheel

No -- but wouldn't it just make everything easier to just make Everyone Jews ...and rewind the clock to 1945, 1492, and the Crusades. ANd don't forget 35 ACE when 2000 Jews were crucified by the Roman legionnaires, it was popular ...that should really score points After all We're outlawed all the time -- it's historical , err hysterical ain't it? -- no offense meant to Romans, Crusaders, Nazis or Jedi's of course