The Throwdown Thread

[ctwalrus]

Originally Posted by homemadebubbler

Giving it to the crack, its obviously already won

An angry dragon versus a dirty man named sanchez?

is sanchez a Hispanic if so the dragon wins, if not sanchez wins

lol thats a little racist after re reading it

[Dark]

Originally Posted by Killerchron

The battle of the AFRO

vs.

Bob Fucking Ross, Hands Down!!!!

I have a T-shirt with him on it and it says "Happy Trees". It's one of my favorite shirts ever
My shirt:

[Feorge Gorman]

Killerchron...that's SO weird, 'cause Coleman & Mini Me was the first to come to my mind!

Gary Coleman would win for sure. I have seen this dude in interviews and he can be vicious.

I agree!

Pee Wee Herman vs. Louis Skolnick

I have no idea who that 2nd guy is, so I give it to him. Pee wee is a fruitcake and I despise his existence

Louis Skolnik was a nerd in Revenge Of The Nerds. Given the fact that they bested the jocks at the end of the film...Pee Wee wouldn't stand a chance. Even with what he mighta learned from the bikers!

Bob Fucking Ross, Hands Down!!!!

No way!

Richard Simmons would kick Bob Ross's ass hands down! That guy's got more energy than a hummingbird on Red Bull! Hell, those shorts he wears are enough to make me run away and hide!

OK...here's another one.

Morris vs. Garfield
That look on Morris' face says it all..."Let's get ready to RUMMMMMmmmmmbbbble!" Garfield's a big pussy!

[Dark]

I dono Feorge. Don't let that calm demeanor fool you. I can see the Chuck Norris side of him just waiting to come out.



Too bad he's dead and the fight is meaningless

[ITG]

Okay, responses first...

Blue Angels- better pilots. They'll destroy you...
Aunt Jemima- A big black woman ALWAYS gets her way.
Robocop- He's got that 80's groove, man.
Toucan Sam- he's the only one whose antagonists aren't freaking children.
In den, badger- crazy protective. Otherwise, wolverine- more generally fierce.
Stewie- he's closeted, so has a lot more pent up anger, whereas Maggie gets her release on her pacifier. She keeps it soaked in alcohol, you know. It's how she gets through the day.
Shark vs. Dolphin-Since vicki said a group of dolphins, dolphin wins.
Earth beats man- it'll be around long, long after we're gone... even if we colonize other planets.
Depends on if Batman can make it- without Batman, the JLA are a bunch of pansies. And I'm not even sure if Batman can make up for the astounding levels of suckitude that the other JLA members bring to the table.
Louis Stolnick, hands down. Unless "nerd" happens to be the word of the day. After all, Stolnick beat the star quarterback and the entire alpha beta fraternity.
La Motta. I have far more respect for a man who can take a beating and dish it out over a guy who fires a gun.
Cap'n Crunch- he'd blow a whole in Chocula's cereal bowl.Then rape it.
Austin Powers. He's randy, baby... for BLOOD.
"Big Momma"- yes, even faux big black women always get their way.
Original Joker- Heeeere's johnny!
No opinion. Saw neither movie.
Original Batman- nostalgia, you know?
Gar Coleman. Minime is pathetic...
Sativa. The reasons are obvious.
For general flavors, poweraid, it's cheaper. But gatoraid has better variety.
Chapstick. Quick and easy, plus doesn't leave your fingers slightly sticky.
Bose sound system- it isn't ridiculous, with good sound quality.
Sofa. It's hard to comfortably sleep on a love seat.
Cactus. It can hurt, but also be a valuable source of water in the desert.
Bouncy ball. Can throw 'em against the wall easily.
A razor blade. The emo'd cry in the corner until the razor blade took pity on it and granted it sweet, sweet death.
Cocaine. It at least has the illusion of being for the wealthy.
Vagina. The penis simply isn't attractive.
Chuck Norris. Not because he's awesome, but because Superman sucks major donkey dick.
Crack already won, but that joke's been done.
The angry dragon. Sanchez is too lazy to wash, much less fight.
Bob Ross. But it'll be our little secret.
And I concur on Morris. That's one hip cat with drive.

Now one from me...

Ziggy Marley vs. Damian Marley (it'd be a nobrainer if we included Bob...)
vs.

[SpiralArchitect]

Originally Posted by ctwalrus

indica vs sativa ... its a pot site cmon

I prefer Sativas. I like doing stuff while high, not being high and doing nothing.

poweraid vs gatoraid
Powerade, I like the grape flavor.

coke vs pepsi
Neither, I don't like cola sodas. Coca-cola is okay on occasion

chapstick vs burts bees wax
Chapstick, love that shit

bose sound system vs that guy down the street with a giant speaker for a car
A cocaine dealer lives around my neighborhood and I can hear his system from my house.. I can only imagine my ear drums rupturing inside of his car.

sofa vs love seat
Love seat, more comfy and cozy

cactus vs poison ivy
Depends. Cactus, like ITG pointed out are good sources of water in desert. However I've tangled with both cactus and poison ivy. Cactus you just have to avoid. Poison ivy can be everywhere, and the itch is absolutely unbearable compared to a quick prick.

a basket ball vs a bouncy ball
I LOVE bouncy balls!

a razor blade vs an emo kid
Lose:Lose

crack vs cocain
Cocaine. Nothing like a fat blunt and a line or two

dick vs vagina
Vagina. I may be queer but I'm not a homosexual That and when I think 'penis' I think evil for some reason... I don't know why -- don't ask, lol

super man vs chuck norris
Chuck. He has a lot of badass jokes. lol

In response to Sharks vs Dolphins;
Since it is now a group of Dolphins vs a shark, assuming this is a great white (the most ferocious of the sharks species) I give my money to the dolphins. They can either a) out maneuver the shark, or b) pummel the shark (I've seen it on Discovery channel) into submission

Amy Winehouse VS Crack
They both suck.

An angry dragon versus a dirty man named sanchez
Angry Dragon. I love dragons. An angry one is not something to fuck with, especially if his name is Smaug.

Bob Ross vs Richard Simmons
Bob Ross. I mean the dude made Happy lil trees! (Dark, that shirt is fucking killer!). I loved watching his show, as oppose to Richard Simmons, he just makes me laugh because he is so flamboyant and freaky...

Morris vs Garfield
This one is tough. I have to give it up to my man Garfield. I mean, he's like as stoner as a fat cat gets; he sleeps ALL day, LOVES lasagna and is a narcissistic feline. He's hooked on the catnip, thats for sure...

Ziggy Marley vs Damian Marley
I gotta give this one to Damian. I do like Ziggys style a lot, but Damian (in my eyes) is a more accomplished musician, that nad his voice is absolutely amazing. They both remind me a lot of their father and I highly respect both of their unique styles of music however.

Alright, heres a few more;

Fat joint vs Hash in the bong


Rap vs Heavy Metal


Peanut butter* vs Jelly


*Qualifying round:
Chunky vs Creamy

Alright, this ones a doozie;

Ocean vs Land vs Sky


I think I've become too high to play.

[Killerchron]

I would have to say hash in the bong.

No doubt about it metal

Peanut butter def.

I would call a draw on the land, water,sky.

Here is one for all my katrina people.

New Orleans
vs.
Houston

[ITG]

Haven't had hash in a bong, but generally speaking, I like the feel of smoking a j more.
Heavy Metal. Not a huge fan, but even I like to rock out with my cock out sometimes.
Peanut butter, chunky. Peanut butter is more versatile than jelly, and I just like the texture of crunchy.
Subjectively, all three, but objectively, if there were no sky, as in o atmosphere, then the land would be barren and we'd have no water- we'd be more like mars and the moon. So sky wins.
And the last one's easy. New Orleans, all the way. Anyone who's been to, much ;ess lived in, Houston would agree, even if they HAVEN'T been to New Orleans. It's a more interesting city.

... Houston SUCKS.

Okay...

BMW 3 Series vs. BMW Z Series

vs.

If you can't quite make up your mind, here are some pics of the convertibles in the series...
vs.

3 series on the left, Z series on the right.

[ctwalrus]

z series by far

[homemadebubbler]

Haha does no one here know what an angry dragon is?

Google it...