Megaweapon

Howdy all... Zonk is a great group stoner game, but its not for the faint of heart. The object of the game is to roll dice, score points, smoke weed, and most importantly... WIN.

To play you will need the following objects

• A Group of friends (2 - ?)
• Herb, a quarter is a good start... but if its a big long game you may need more
• 5 Six-Sided Dice (Time to raid the ol' risk board)
• A surface to roll said dice upon (Something the size of a sheet of paper or smaller... Shoe boxes, Small Pizza boxes, Dictonarys Etc. make great playing boards) This very important for gameplay, DONT FORGET!
• Pen and paper, To keep score (If at all possible, have the person with the most artistic abilities, or just the neatest hand writing and best math skills keep track of the score)
• A BONG! (If ya'll dont have a bong... Well your all losers A bong works best for the game plus its more fun, but if you dont have one or cant make one you could also use a bubbler or a pipe if need be, or joints but that would be FAR too much work)

Scoring Points and Gameplay
Okay, the object of the game is to score 10,000 points (You can play a shorter game but 10k makes for a good game where anyone can win.) When you roll the dice, A single 1 is worth 100 points a single 5 is worth 50 points and a single 2, 3, 4, and 6 are worth nothing. You can also score with 3 of a kind/Triples on a single roll (4,4,4) I will break down all the single roll point values in a moment. The other way to score is a Single Roll Straight which is 1,2,3,4,5 on one roll, Now you may say what about 2,3,4,5,6... Well... that earns you nothing in my game... Tough luck.

Okay ill bust the list out so ya'll can get the idea, keep in mind these point values only count on one roll of the dice, after this I'll explain multiple rolls and and how the turns go.

Single Roll Point Values

• 1's - 100 Points
• 5's - 50 Points
• Triple 1's - 500 Points (It should be 100, but that would just suck so its 500)
• Triple 2's - 200 Points
• Triple 3's - 300 Points
• Triple 4's - 400 Points
• Triple 5's - 500 Points
• Triple 6's - 600 Points
• 1,2,3,4,5 Straight - 1000 Points

I hope you've got it up to this point. Now with that being said Im going to explain how you score the points you roll. Now with that being said lets start an imaginary game, and Im first.

I pick up the dice and I roll them onto the box, I roll a (1,2,2,5,6) Ive scored 150 points thus far... I can decide whether to stop and take the 150 and it would end my turn, OR I can either keep the 1 and the 5 aside and roll the remaining Three dice again OR I can keep the 1 aside and roll the remaining Four dice. At this point I would take the 1 and roll Four, My second roll I get (1,3,4,6) I again scored 100 points, So I would set aside that 1 and roll the remaining Three dice OR end my turn with 200 Points. I would take my chances and hope for some triples, My next roll I roll (2,2,4) I rolled nothing, and since I kept rolling instead of stopping I lose everything I have scored this turn and my turn is over.

Next up is MamaB, She picks up the dice and her first roll is (1,3,3,4,6) She has scored 100 points, She sets aside the one and rolls the remaining four. Next roll she has (2,3,5,6) She scores 50 points, she takes that aside and rolls the three dice. Next she rolls (3,5,5) she scores an additional 100 points for the two fives (not 500, Remember triples on a single roll) At this point she decides to stop and 250 points, playing it safe and nickle and diming her way to the top.

On plate now is Greenman, and he fires out a (1,4,4,4,5) on his first roll. He scored 550 points on his first roll with triple 4's for 400 points, a 1 for 100 points, and a 5 for 50 points. WTG GM NOW Since he scored on all 5 dice (Doesnt matter how many rolls it takes to get points on all the dice, just if you do it) He MUST take all 5 dice and roll them again... If he scores points he may continue to keep rolling normally until he stops or loses his points BUT if he rolls all five and DOES NOT score on any dice he loses all the points he made this round. He rolls his five dice again and he rolls (2,2,2,4,5) He now scored 250 points for trip 2's and a 5, He decides to stop and take the 800 points he racked up this round.

Last up is Rick, Ya'll know a rick out there... a guy who gets super stoned and has concept of how hard hes rolling the dice. Rick steps up and on his first roll he gets (1,1,1) and the last two dice go shooting off the box. Thats a big no-no and its called a ZonK! His turn is over, he gets taunted by everyone for being stupid, and the dice go back to me.

Now on my second turn I pound out (1,1,3,6,6) on my first roll. Since its me and I'm me I would take out one 1 and roll the remaining four. My second roll i get (2,3,5,6) Guess I should of kept the one last turn but now Im stuck with taking the 5. I roll the three remaining dice and I get (5,6,6) Now knowing that I wouldnt be able to sleep at nite if I stayed with 200 points, I take aside the 5 and roll the last two. On fourth street I get a (1,4) I stop at 300 and decide not to push my luck.

MamaB snatches up the dice and lands herself (1,1,2,4,6) She decides to take the 2 1's and roll three dice. Next roll she gets (1,5,5) scoring an additional 200 points on top of her 200 from the first roll. Since she scored on all five dice, She rolls them all again and gets (2,2,2,5,6) scoring another 250 points... She decides to take her 650 points for the round and run.

Next up is Greenman again, He rolls (1,1,3,3,6) and he takes his two ones and roll the three dice. This time he rolls (3,3,3) for an additional 300 points. Now he rolls all five dice again but this time he gets (2,2,3,4,6) which means he gets nothing, the 500 points he had just got nixxed to a bad roll of the dice.

Rick picks up the dice and slams out a (1,2,3,4,5) straight, He gets 1000 points for flopping the nuts, and he gets to roll again. and on his next roll he get (1,1,3,3,5) he takes his 1250 points and decides to play it cool and not get greedy.

At this point the score sheet would look something like this,The dashes are added so you can picture how its supposed to look without them there.

Megaweapon----MamaBudz----Greenman----Rick
Awww nutz!------250------------800-------ZonK!
300--------------900--------PoopSticks----1250

The score keepers job is to keep track of the score accuratly and to write down whatever somebody says when they roll the dice and doesnt get points. Also you can draw lil bongs and such everytime somebody scores a thousand points.

I bet you've all been following me thus far and keep saying "Mega, When do we get to smoke the weed" Well, For starters when the game starts the bong gets packed up and everyone gets a toke. Then the first person who scores 1000 points becomes the governer of the bong. In the game rick would have been first to get the bong, He gets to take a hit, then IF he choses he can give out a hit to someone else, but in doing so he must take another one after he gets his bong back, because its unfair if he got everyone else really stoned and not himself. Now Rick would be in control of the bong until someone scores 1000 points, imagine that MamaB rolls 300 points on her next roll, She would be in control of the bong, She hits it, and Greenman rolls 350 points 30 seconds later, He then gets control of the bong, IF MamaB hits the bong then calls out a governer hit before Greenman ends his turn then it gets handed out then back to her, If Greenman goes and ends his turn before she calls out a Governer hit then she loses the chance and its GM's pipe, Until someone else gets another 1000 points. etc

The first one to get to 1000 points wins the game and gets to keep the leftover stash after he smokes a few more bongs before leaving, Everyone leaves the game being SUPER stoned and the winner gets bragging rights.

Hope everyone gets the idea of the game and can understand the gameplay... If anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask.

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