FakeBoobsRule

I hope this shouldn't be in the Movies and Television but I think this is right. When John Madden talks about football, half the time he points out the obvious, the other half the time it sounds like porn. So far this year he was talking about Ronnie Brown of the Dolphins and he said something about "whether he can handle the whole load this time." Then he was talking about Brandon Stokely of the Colts and said "Normally this is where he would work the slot." If you have ever heard Mancow in the Morning they sometimes do a whole montage of his clips. He is always talking about "if he can't hit the A hole then he hits the B hole" or "he gets up in there and hits the hole hard." Half the time he just says jiberish but his porn descriptions of football are funny.