D&D - Stupid Monsters

Darque Pervert · 09-15-2007, 12:37 PM

In thirty years of Dungeons & Dragons, there have been lots of beasties to hack and slash, all made up in the wonderful minds of the game designers at TSR (now Wizards of the Coast, now Hasbro).
Well, sometimes even the most wonderfuly creative mind has to create lame-ass content known as "filler".

This blog goes into detail about some of the stupidest monsters ever created for the D&D universe, including Giant Space Hamsters. That's right, GIANT SPACE HAMSTERS.

Click the banner and enjoy.

***iamskfan*** · 09-15-2007, 03:34 PM

I am reading through that list thinking

"I have battled many of those monsters and lived...they only think they are dumb b/c they have never had to outsmart one!!!"

I am a geek

_Converge · 09-15-2007, 04:32 PM

MONKEY BEES MONKEY BEES MONKEY BEE MONKEY BEES!!!

**ITG** · 09-15-2007, 08:06 PM

Of course there are giant space hamsters! Don't you remember Boo in the Baldur's Gate games was a miniature giant space hamster?

... anyone?

Darque Pervert · 09-16-2007, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ITG

Of course there are giant space hamsters! Don't you remember Boo in the Baldur's Gate games was a miniature giant space hamster?

... anyone?

Oh, I remember....

BUT KICKING FOR GOODNESS!!!!

***iamskfan*** · 09-15-2007, 08:31 PM

There are also gelatinous cubes in baldurs gate, yes, I remember!! lol

09-15-2007, 12:37 PM	#1
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ITG Ardent Dilettante Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,660 Grams: 39,328.73 Thanks: 714 Thanked 1,265 Times in 548 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Of course there are giant space hamsters! Don't you remember Boo in the Baldur's Gate games was a miniature giant space hamster? ... anyone? __________________ It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul. Come to the Chat... Join the Party

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