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timond · 02-16-2008, 07:03 AM

Hey guys this is a simple game but it's pretty fun to see what people come up with.
The rules are simple: Post an image, and the next person has to post something that "beats" the post above. You're not allowed to use anything like "god beats all" or "nuke beats all" or any all-powerful things.
For example if i post a Rat saying rat beats Cheese, then you can say Cat beats rat.
Please post a text description of what beats what.

Heres the first one i'll make it easy.

What beats bruce lee?

RookieSmoker · 02-16-2008, 07:18 AM

Chuck Norris beats Bruce Lee.

Oh Wait....lol
What beats Chuck Norris?

timond · 02-16-2008, 07:44 AM

haha thats exactly what i was expecting, so here we go!

The Arizona Report (Satire): Polls show that Napolitano could beat Chuck Norris in a fight

A recent poll of self-described Arizona voters shows that the majority of people believe that Governor Janet Napolitano could come out victorious in a scuffle with the famously bearded, martial arts master/actor Chuck Norris.

Janet Napolitano beats Chuck Norris
(oh btw didnt bruce lee win that fight?)

RookieSmoker · 02-16-2008, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timond

(oh btw didnt bruce lee win that fight?)

Yes he did, lol. The game may now continue.

timond · 02-16-2008, 08:30 AM

Neopolitan beats Napolitano

Burnin_Dro · 02-16-2008, 08:33 AM

spoon beats neopolitan!

Burnin_Dro · 02-16-2008, 08:34 AM

[quote=RookieSmoker;871029]Chuck Norris beats Bruce Lee.
QUOTE]

i dont thinks so. bruce lee could beat god too.

**Trocisp** · 02-16-2008, 08:35 AM

Spork beats spoon!

Edit: And that chuck norris shit is so overplayed, it was annoying when it was first around.

timond · 02-16-2008, 08:46 AM

Hot spork beats normal spork

RookieSmoker · 02-16-2008, 08:52 AM

[quote=Burnin_Dro;871039]

Quote:

Originally Posted by RookieSmoker

Chuck Norris beats Bruce Lee.
QUOTE]

i dont thinks so. bruce lee could beat god too.

i know, the title of the site that the image is hosted is "Bruce Lee Beats Up Chuck Norris" lol. Considering the only thing to ever beat Bruce Lee was water in the brain, I thought it was a good shot.

02-16-2008, 07:03 AM	#1
timond Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 271 Grams: 3,546.75 Groans: 5 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 79 Thanked 67 Times in 36 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	Beat the post above you Hey guys this is a simple game but it's pretty fun to see what people come up with. The rules are simple: Post an image, and the next person has to post something that "beats" the post above. You're not allowed to use anything like "god beats all" or "nuke beats all" or any all-powerful things. For example if i post a Rat saying rat beats Cheese, then you can say Cat beats rat. Please post a text description of what beats what. Heres the first one i'll make it easy. What beats bruce lee?

02-16-2008, 08:33 AM	#6
Burnin_Dro Jr. Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 203 Grams: 1,610.62 Groans: 2 Groaned at 6 Times in 3 Posts Thanks: 3 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	spoon beats neopolitan! __________________ “I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to” - Jimi Hendrix

02-16-2008, 08:35 AM	#8
Trocisp Subscriber Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,947 Grams: 25,662.95 Groans: 20 Groaned at 26 Times in 20 Posts Thanks: 715 Thanked 1,180 Times in 773 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Spork beats spoon! Edit: And that chuck norris shit is so overplayed, it was annoying when it was first around. __________________ "No references to the need to fight terror can be an argument for restricting human rights." - *Vladimir Putin* "It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." - *Sir Winston Churchill* "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - *Friedrich Nietzsche* "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - *Oscar Wilde* "I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies." - *Aristotle*

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02-16-2008, 07:18 AM	#2
RookieSmoker Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 471 Grams: 4,950.80 Groans: 4 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 25 Thanked 98 Times in 71 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Chuck Norris beats Bruce Lee. Oh Wait....lol What beats Chuck Norris?

02-16-2008, 07:44 AM	#3
timond Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 271 Grams: 3,546.75 Groans: 5 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 79 Thanked 67 Times in 36 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	haha thats exactly what i was expecting, so here we go! The Arizona Report (Satire): Polls show that Napolitano could beat Chuck Norris in a fight A recent poll of self-described Arizona voters shows that the majority of people believe that Governor Janet Napolitano could come out victorious in a scuffle with the famously bearded, martial arts master/actor Chuck Norris. Janet Napolitano beats Chuck Norris (oh btw didnt bruce lee win that fight?)

02-16-2008, 08:30 AM	#5
timond Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 271 Grams: 3,546.75 Groans: 5 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 79 Thanked 67 Times in 36 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	Neopolitan beats Napolitano

02-16-2008, 08:34 AM	#7
Burnin_Dro Jr. Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 203 Grams: 1,610.62 Groans: 2 Groaned at 6 Times in 3 Posts Thanks: 3 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	[quote=RookieSmoker;871029]Chuck Norris beats Bruce Lee. QUOTE] i dont thinks so. bruce lee could beat god too.

02-16-2008, 08:46 AM	#9
timond Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 271 Grams: 3,546.75 Groans: 5 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 79 Thanked 67 Times in 36 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	Hot spork beats normal spork

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