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SmokeItAll

i call it the "stoner sense".... u either have it or u don't. hahahahaha

 

ITG

Funny story. On my birthday (before I found my current extremely dependable dealer), I didn't have any, and I really wanted to smoke up to celebrate. So, I'm hanging out in my one friend's room, and so a friend of her's walks in. We all talk for a while, and I suddenly say, "Hey, you seem like someone who'd have an idea. Know where I can score some weed?" He looked at me stunned for a moment and said, "Dude, I'm an RA*." Me: "Oh. That's awkward. So, anyway..." and continue the conversation likes nothing happened. The guy was cool about it at the time and nothing happened to me for it, other than my friends laughing at me for my stupidity. So, about two weeks ago we're all sitting outside smoking cigarettes, and the guy mentions how he used to deal out of his room. Turns out my weedar was spot on- just my timing was a bit off. Last year he'd have been the perfect person to ask. My friends who had currently laughed at me now admitted not only was I right, but also that my weedar was stronger than theirs- they actually KNEW the kid last year and didn't know he smoked. My weedar has yet to fail me, something I consider impressive considering I've been smoking for less than a year, although most of the other times I relied on it it wasn't much of a leap of faith. Sometimes, though, you just gotta go with your instinct.

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Jake

I'd never ask a stranger to sell unless I'm in the ghetto. And it's always "hey man are you straight with that shit?"

Anywhere else, I wouldn't ask a stranger...

And if you're looking for weed, you will naturally have a look in your eyes that a dealer should pick up on..."hey you lookin?"

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iloveunot

i only have asked strangers for weed in other countries, cause this is how i roll... i smell it, and i say hey sup, that smells pretty good you got any extra

thats the way to do it do it

IBlazedHeavily

Lolz, how to ask strangers for weed without looking like a total druggie....

this works perfect cuz only if they are users will they know what u mean....

so u see a potential connect you ask him/her

"hey what's up...by any chance do you know where i can find THAT?"

if they dont know what u are talking about, they arent hip to the scene...move on well thats how i do it..

 

smokeymcchronic

"You party?"

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Itzamna

"you cool, man?"

Stoned247

walk up to someone and say "I got a hole in my bowl and I need a nugget to plug it."

imported_white_widow

yo advice for ya maybe is i wouldnt go and buy from strangers cuz u just dont kno wut shit ur gettin, wuts on it or anything, i usually just go through friends, or my friends mom in my case lol

imported_HazyBritBoi

This one time there was this kid who mentioned something about a joint and it not being safe on a boat. This was strange as there was no need to talk about joints so later on i asked him 'Do you know Mary Jane well?' he looked at me a bit weird then realised what i was talking about, and replied with a smile 'not as well as I know her friend Jack Daniel'

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