CRIMSONxSOLDIER

Alright. So I bought this nice, glass bottle of water.
It's a 750ml bottle of Gleneagles natural spring water.
Anyway
It's about 16inches tall and I was thinking about making a bong out of it.
I realize that I would need to get one of those diamond plated drill bits.
And what I really want to do with it is make a slider out of it, no carb.
But I'm not too familiar with bongs but I do know that sliders have a male and female piece. Which I can get at a headshop or whatever. But how would I 'install' it. And is the female piece built into the bong? or is it something that is seperate/replaceable?

Oh and here's a small picture of what it looks like:


Ideas? Suggestions?

Thanks,
Crim