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OK, so me and my friends buy a quarter and head to smoke at my friend's mom's house, believe it or not just to visit and smoke there, she doesn't smoke though. We roll a tater joint and then want something with a little more heft to it. Seeing as my friend's house had just got raided all his pieces were smashed and we had nothing handy. But being the adventurous and creative potheads we are, we search all over his house and the barn out back to come up with this thing.

OK, you can't tell because of the shitty picture, but it is a hookah and there is a stem going from the top to the water. The stem and purple piece on top are the stem and bottom half of the squirting mechanism on a squirt lotion bottle. The lower half is what screws on the lotion bottle and it just so happens to fit the Mountain Dew bottle we used. Inserted into the top of the bottle/bottom half of squirting mechanism is a socket wrapped in electrical tape to make it fit snugly into the hole. This forms the bowl and stem, completely airtight. The hose is a shower hose...like the ones with the massage head things. Since it's a two hand job holding the tube and lighting it, we needed a unique idea for the carb. So with the hole cut and us annoyed at needing two people to hit it, we plug it with the gutted writing end of a pen, one with a comfort grip so the grip fits against the hole. But seeing as the pen half was emptied it wasn't plugged (high moment..don't ask). The we have a high genius moment and plug it with the pen's ink cartridge wrapped in electrical tape. So the carb is plugged hands free, so light it, then remove the plug in the pen tube to clear it.

Now enjoy my crappy photography.

So, I present to you....the Whistlin Bruiser thing.

madmodder123

lol always good to be a handy creative stoner

nik12937

That's pretty sweet, I'd smoke out of it anytime (: As for making it... well, no way I'd have the intention span, haha

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