spliff_sta86

Hey sup y'all, it's me again. I'm laying off the bong work until i can get my sh** straight and get the proper equipment instead of using sketchy a** aluminum bowls. So, now I find myself in somewhat of a pickle. ahhaha. I wanna blaze my gram of m39 left but i'm dry of rolling papers. My head shop HAS CLOSED for some odd reason cuz the guy left on vacation. I'm stranded and none of my weed smoking friends are here, who would usually spot me sum fat rizlazzzzzz. Anyways, can you guys give me some ideas of other stuff to use to roll a nice fatty? Thanks...

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Dr.Greenthumb

dont you have a gas station near you that sells JOB papers? **** every convenience store in my town has em.

mirage

the bible

in the back of most bibles are black papers, they smoke nice

Suabakey

Montreal, heh. I just visited there today with the parents.

Anyway, here's a interesting and classy way to roll a joint, but it's not as easy as it sounds. I know this, seeing as I know of it only because I saw a friend do it once, and he's a pro-roller.

You'll need some honey, a lighter, some weed, cigarette pack foil (the stuff inside the pack that protects them or whatever) and probably some scissors.

Take the foil, and you'll notice it has two sides. One is simply the foil, but on the other there is this thin paper kinda thing. That's what we want to "extract" from the foil. So we'll say the paper side is the top, and the foil side is the bottom. Hold the foil with the top facing the ceiling, and with the lighter, gently run the flame along the bottom. Be careful, because if the flame is too close or stays in one place too long, the foil burns. After running the flame across the bottom for a few seconds, simply try to peel/rub/push the paper side off of the foil.

With any luck, the paper will come off. You know have excellent rolling paper, although it can't stick yet. That's where the honey comes in. Take the scissors and cut a piece of the paper off to use as your rollie. Then smear some honey all over the piece of paper, and lick it gently. Then put in your weed, and roll it all together. Smear some more honey on the top if necessary and lick it a bit too, so it'll stick. There's your joint.

I know it sounds very complicated, but the whole process takes less the five minutes if done right. And plus, you get the honey, which IMHO adds a pleasant flavour to the smoke. So remember, it's not complicated, but it'll take you a few tries to get it done.

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spliff_sta86

yo! ur method worked. Luckily i had a pack of du mauriers in my possesion and used that. right now im in the process of sticking the paper together

peace.

Slightly Stoopid

spliff, when you bought that pack of cigs, you should have gotten some papers!! All gas stations sell them, well most anyways!

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mac_daddypimp

Almost all gas stations have zigzags. Where there are cigarettes, there are usually ziggys. But the ultimate way to toke bud is this:
take a faygo 3litre bottle of pop, or a 2 litre of anything else, and cut a hole in the cap big enough to snuggly fit a bowl. The best is to make the hole with a drill or even with a lighter, then forcing a pen through, then force a hot glue gun tip through it, and it should be perfect sive for the standard bong bowl. Then put the cap on the bottle, put a hole the size of a pencil in the centre of the bottom of the botlle, fill the bottle up with water, flip it right-side up, spark it up and let the water pour out of the litlle hole and it will suck the smoke in and you can hoot that.

RIP JMorrison

Man, don't go through all of that just to smoke a doob. You can if you want but I'm just suggesting a better and easier way to do it.

Push all of the tobacco by spinning it between your pointer finger and thumb. Then pack your bud in there, Note: break it up to make easier, Then pull the filter out with your teeth or tweezers. Roll the ends, enough to let air flow, light the end and BANG! A perfect easy doobie.

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Slightly Stoopid

Just look for a telephone book page, with NO ink on it, none whatsoever, i mean not even a comma. They probaly work alot better than bible pages, plus you don't need to be an ass and rip apart the sacred bible to smoke a spliff!

mirage

bible pages are thiner and tend to be rice paper, phone books are thinkerand dont burn as good