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gOf_Alexander

I'd just like to say I rolled my first 2 joints this morning. Now it was really early and I was half-asleep so that's why they are so ****ty. I made a two pape first for easy rolling but the weed was still falling out the sides, any tricks to stop that? Then I rolled a one pape and same thing happened. I had to twist both ends of the joints but they look very good for my first time IMO. When I was done rolling there was some bits left and I was too lazy to put them back in the bag so I just ate them I didn't waste one bit. Now I just gotta find a place to smoke them...

I'm thinking out my window but the neighbours will see me, or maybe I could walk to the store and smoke behind there. See, I don't have a job till the summer or school till the fall, so I got nothing better to do than dick around.

Can you believe I payed $50 bucks Canadian for 5 grams of shwag!? I also called it shwag in front of my friend and he laughed cuz around here it's called shake.

 

gOf_Alexander

Oh yah lemme tell ya what I was thinking while I was high last night

When I took a drag from the joint I could picture the little fire molocules eating at the molecules of the joint, they all look like little balls, the fire was orange balls sitting beside the white paper molecules and after a few mili-seconds the joint molecules would turn into grey smoke molecules and start floating into the air. Was really cool.

I couldn't feel my arms either...I was floating. This was after 3 joiunts passing back and forth. My friend is so tolerant he didn't even get a buzz of the 3 grams we smoked. Heh.

Sometime this week I'm gonna go to the indian store in oshawa and get myself a pipe.

I love weed!!!

WhiteBoy

i'll second that....

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wakDbuds

if you tear off a thin piece of cardboard from the packet of papers
(bout a cm wide) and roll it up tightly you can stick that in one end of the joint to make a filter...it stops weed falling out one end and lets u smoke it down further than usual...then i usually twist the other end.

putting rolling tobacco with it also makes it easier, just lookout for the headspin

Greenman

The ancient art of Joint Rolling, it can take 10 minutes to learn, and a life time to master.

Don't sweat to much about stuff falling out the sides when your rolling, just get a nice roll in the middle, leaving about a cm or so of loosely rolled ends, then after you have licked and sucked, pinch off the fullest end, and then just take some of the pot that fell out and pack it into the end that has the least amound until you fill it up enough to pinch off.

Where the fun begins is getting it tight enough to where there are no runners, but loose enough so it burns and smokes easilly.

Another thing to note about joints. They are the best way to smoke, but they consume a lot of weed (don't roll monster joints for just yourself. Pinners are not an evil thing for solo-smokin'), and they STINK!!! Do not smoke a joint when you have a chance of getting caught, the smell is very distinctive and it sticks to your cloths, more so that pipe or bong smokin.

Toke safe and responsibly.

Peace.

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DarkkDiablo

hmm...i just first heard of shake on 4/20. i had some that weekend, and my friends said it was all the small bits of bud and crystals left over from a big bag....

if schwagg is supposed to be kinda crappy, this stuff definately was not, 1 bowl got me and 2 other people completely ripped

so which is it?

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bowlblazin

ya, riiiight. 3 grams of schwag, huh? Sounds like u got pretty blasted

Tommi

50 canadian for 5 grams of shwag? ew

schwadood

Shake, as in the powdery bits of weed at the bottom of the bag, can still be good. That is if the bag was a bag of nugs.

And my tips for rolling joints, get yourself some rolling tobacco and roll a bunch of cigarettes. You don't have to smoke them, its just good practice. I also always use a dollar bill when I roll. It really helps. i always get good solid joints that are tight but not too tight. I actually have to work to make them not too tight.

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buddha baron

i agree with schawdood. shake is the little last bits of the bag of nugs. it's always the best, too. smokes very thoroughly, not missing on speck of weed. tough to load in bowls w/ no screens though.
as for a safe place to smoke. don't smoke behind the store or you'll get caught. smoke on your way to the store. by the time you get there, the j will be gone. people will assume what you're smoking is a cigarette (unless you hold it like a dumbass). the walk home will give you enough time to get the stench out of your clothes.

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