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I know its bad, but just read...

Keep in mind im fairly amateure to all of this. I smoke on rare occasions, not nearly as much as most of the posters here do.

Well, its not exactly stealthy, but I plan on making it a lot better with future attempts.
I started with a pen like this: http://www.i-piazza.co.jp/brand/pho...hill/d253_1.jpg
Its one of those pens that you twist to make the head of the pen go in and out. The part that you twist can be pulled off. I pulled it off, and took out the ink/head of the pen. Then I had my mouthpiece. These pictures arent that great for assembly instructions, but you'll catch my drift.
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7088/58ma.jpg
I took the head of a screwdriver and a hammer (probably not the best way, but I was low on resources) and hammered the screwdriver until I got a hole. Make sure to not go all the way through the pen, just enough to get to the middle of it (where the airflow is). If you have trouble positioning the tip of the screwdriver onto the pen, flatten the side A LITTLE with the hammer. Make sure that there are no extra spaces that air can escape from by holding the opposite opening of the mouthpiece and blowing, and if air comes out find the origin and put duct tape (or something of the sort) over it. Next, I had my bowl. I dont know how effective it will be (please give me your input) but I tried .
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4024/49im.jpg
I cut out a long (more than 1/2) of aluminum from the circumfrence from a pepsi can. I then rolled that up into a cone like structure. (much like in the video found here, only a bigger strip http://everyonedoesit.co.uk/cannabi...king_a_bong.cfm) After you get a hole big enough for your neck (try to get it about the size of the circumfrence of a straw) hold it tight and put ductape around it (or whatever you can get your hands on) so that it will maintain its shape.
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8281/20pz.jpg
Then, I took a bottle cap (the plastic ones found on soft drinks and water bottles) and a needle. I heated the needle until the tip was red, then proceded to poke as many holes in the bottle cap as I could until the needle cooled down. Repeat the process until satisfied. I superglued the bottle caps perimeter and stuck it into the wide part of the cone (holding it there for about 60 seconds, putting lots of pressure it.
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4024/49im.jpg (the same picture as 2 paragraphs above)
Then, I took the antennae of a remote controler for a remote control car, and broke it (the big end). The inside should be hollow. I stuck one end of the antennae into the small hole of the cone and then duct taped it shut (be sure to keep it tight). I attached the other end of it to the opening of the opposite end of the mouthpiece on the end with good old fashioned ductape. You may need to bend the antennae a little bit in order to keep the bowl upright.
Finally, blow into the mouthpiece and feel (or hear) the air come out of the bowl. If you do not hear or feel it, go back over the pipe and try to find the space that the air is escaping from. If you find a space, duct tape it.

Here it is (not ductaped together) http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5614/36nz.jpg
Its not super mobile, or discreet, but I guess its okay (what do you guys think). If you detach the bowl, you can carry it around in your pocket (and the pen looks more normal, sorta :-P)

So, what do you guys think about it?