dj dank

aight, if you are ever bored one day (like me and my friends were) you can try this. it took us a hell of a long time to make, but it is definatly the COOLEST homemade peice ive ever seen.

aight, first step. get one of those huge poster tubes. you know the ones im talkin bout. the giant cardboard lookin things. the one we used was about 4 feet long and about 6 inches in diameter. they usually come with white caps on both ends. you only need one of these caps. then we took a glass female peice from one of our broken bongs and a slider to go with it. (you can just use any type of bowl if you dont have somethin like this). then we went and bought this old gas mask from an army surplus store. then we had to find a way to connect the end of the gasmask to the end of the poster tube, so we just used a funnel type thing and glued it to the tube, then just attatched it to the hose part of the gas mask.

and thats pretty much it. then all you have to do is slip on the mask (good idea is to wear goggles so you dont get smoke in your eyes) and have someone else light the bowl while you just chalk up the whole entire tube with thick smoke. then when you think that you replace all the air in the tube with smoke give the thumbs up and have your friend take off the white cap at the bottom of the tube. then just suck as hard as you can. you would not believe how MASSIVE these hits can be. 3 of my friends have thrown up off this thing. (of course we made them clean the mask thoroughly before next use). i can take one hit off this thing before school and i will be flying high till about 6th period. its crazy......

i would definiatly recommend this for all you mc guiver smokers out there. plus it looks cool as hell. ive gotten tons of compliments on it. GREAT at parties too.

happy smokin....