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Old 11-29-2008, 01:28 PM   #1
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Old 04-08-2009, 02:42 AM   #2
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You know you're high when...

the phrase "I meann...." sums up everything.

you make up words just because they sound cool, like "Meehh!" and then when people ask 'wtf does that mean?' you reply saying "Nothing, yet everything."

halfway through your story your tellin' you say "...and yeah." because you cant remember what the conversation is about.

you try to get up from the chair and realize it was too much work so you fall back in the chair

(all true stories.)
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You know you're high when...

the phrase "I meann...." sums up everything.

halfway through your story your tellin' you say "...and yeah." because you cant remember what the conversation is about.

LMAO! This is me for sure!


And when you are really serious about whatever it was you forgot, you combine the two, an in a very serious way you say, "I mean... Yeaaah..."
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You know you're high when...

the phrase "I meann...." sums up everything.

you make up words just because they sound cool, like "Meehh!" and then when people ask 'wtf does that mean?' you reply saying "Nothing, yet everything."

halfway through your story your tellin' you say "...and yeah." because you cant remember what the conversation is about.

you try to get up from the chair and realize it was too much work so you fall back in the chair

(all true stories.)
I am so with all of those answers right now ......

I was telling some story and it was actually completely fictional and I forgot the names of the people I was referring to, so I just called them "They" and when they had something, I would just say.....


"I can't remember their names, so if I call say "They had", then that fixes everything"......

everyone around me including myself was laughing our asses off (not sure if because they thought i was funny or crazy lol)
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you know you're high when....
you ginto the kitchen, open the refrigerator, take out the orange juice, go to the cabinet, get down your favorite blue cup, pour the juice, and put the orange juice in the cabinet, and actually walk like 2 steps away before you catch yourself. ( just happened)
When you turn your stove on to get the flame hot
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you ginto the kitchen, open the refrigerator, take out the orange juice, go to the cabinet, get down your favorite blue cup, pour the juice, and put the orange juice in the cabinet, and actually walk like 2 steps away before you catch yourself. ( just happened)
When you turn your stove on to get the flame hot

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I saw that you typed 'ginto' instead of' go into' and I knew exactly what you meant to type without skipping a beat.
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I saw that you typed 'ginto' instead of' go into' and I knew exactly what you meant to type without skipping a beat.
haha im high and i didn't even notice till now
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You fall in love with not one, but two, trees, and cant stop hugging and cuddling with them even if people are looking at you. Finally you snap out of it and walk really quickly away while looking down and listening to music.
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You see a note with your moms name on it and you think it says your ex girlfriends name.
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....when you choke on air from laughing so hard and ultimately cause another coughing attack
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