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Old 07-13-2008, 03:04 AM   #41
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you know your high when someone gets in your face and asks you "hey are you ok?" and you say "no, im fine"

also

you know your high when that bowl of stale pringles thats been sitting there for weeks looks tasty, and sink water itself is amazing

also

you know your high when your in a dark room, staring at something bright (or an object that illuminates light) and it starts to glow bright as everything else fades

^^^ happens to me all the time
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Old 07-13-2008, 03:08 AM   #42
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Me too, I don't know why but I love to hug people(my dog also) when I'm high.
(NO HOMO)

you dont know why?

ive only smoked street bud several times (now looking for medical bud), just hedis, 20 a sac, usual shit, but from what i remember, the green plant makes us feel good, thats why my friend, you like to hug people lol
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Old 07-13-2008, 07:53 PM   #43
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I know im high when i say (naw im good) over and over. lol
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Old 07-13-2008, 09:40 PM   #44
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Because weed is the plant of love man.

You know your high when you go to a store and buy 420 lighters.
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Old 07-14-2008, 05:41 PM   #45
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You know you're high..when the most trivial of words, such as "pudding" or "cheese", become the funniest things you've ever heard of.

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YES so true - made me laugh right now
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Old 07-14-2008, 05:44 PM   #46
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HAHAHAHAHA

I was just gonna do that, 'cos i just cracked up laughing !!
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:41 PM   #47
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When you cant remember whos hit it is and there's only two of you
That drives me nuts. And it happens all the time!


You know you're high when...

Ordering pizza takes longer than it does for it to be delivered.

The phrase "be that as it may" keeps you entertained for 1+ hours.

Someone unexpectedly asks you "How's it going?" and you quickly reply "Not much."

You voluntarily watch an E! True Hollywood story on Paula Deen.

You fall up stairs.

You mistake the RHCP's cover of Higher Ground for the US National Anthem.

You mix smooth peanut butter and extra crunchy peanut butter to make "medium crunchy" peanut butter.

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Old 07-15-2008, 07:39 AM   #49
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You know you're high when you turn on the Weather Channel just for the music.
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I was bakin' with a friend real late last night and realized I still had to drive back home. So, I was just thinking about what my mom would say to me when she saw me get home at 1 in the morning. And I was thinking that she would say "why are you up so late?" I came up with the genius idea to come back at her with "why are you up so early?!" Considering that my statement is technically true, it would work. I just thought it was genius at the time...

...that's when you know you are high
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