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Old 07-15-2008, 07:16 PM   #51
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I was bakin' with a friend real late last night and realized I still had to drive back home. So, I was just thinking about what my mom would say to me when she saw me get home at 1 in the morning. And I was thinking that she would say "why are you up so late?" I came up with the genius idea to come back at her with "why are you up so early?!" Considering that my statement is technically true, it would work. I just thought it was genius at the time...

...that's when you know you are high
One good thing about living with my parents was they knew i smoked and didnt really mind...lucky i was man
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Old 07-15-2008, 08:15 PM   #52
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...you watch every single second of a half-hour download!
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Old 07-15-2008, 09:40 PM   #53
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One good thing about living with my parents was they knew i smoked and didnt really mind...lucky i was man
I'm pretty sure my parents know but I won't get a lecture until I am full out caught in the act. My friends house is so chill to smoke at though because his parents don't care so we just rip his bong upstairs in his room. His room by the way, is the sickest place I have ever baked. The way the room is setup in itself and the way he decorated it is just wicked.
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:35 AM   #54
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you stare out you window for half an hour trying to figure out if you're looking at water, or low clouds.. when there's no water for at least 50km.
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:08 AM   #55
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...When you burn yourself on accident, but keep doing it because it "feels really cold and doesn't hurt"... until the next morning. lmao!
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:28 AM   #56
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:14 AM   #57
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Great job guys lets keep this thread goin I had fun reading it since it started . Almost 1,500 posts and less than 60 replies so far, c'mon I know we have more stoned moments to share!


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You and your friends sit there smokin a bowl cracking up at the sound of a cat meowing for like 20 mins
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Old 08-11-2008, 12:27 AM   #58
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... you got the munchies and order some chinese food and for some reason feels better than an orgasm.
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:48 AM   #59
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You can't take your hands off of the dog cause she is soooooooo soft.
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:43 PM   #60
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LMAO that just sounds hilarious for some reason...
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