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Old 06-04-2008, 02:25 AM   #1
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You know you're high when...
You get lost walking home from the park around the corner
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Old 06-04-2008, 03:00 AM   #2
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... yourself and a friend chase an invisible cat for a quarter block (residential) before realizing that the real cat had run off the road about 200 feet earlier.
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Old 06-04-2008, 03:44 AM   #3
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...you go to spit out the car window, only you forget to turn your head and spit all over the dashboard!
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Old 06-04-2008, 05:16 AM   #4
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...you walk into the sliding glass door......twice
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Old 06-05-2008, 12:22 AM   #5
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when a friend pushes you onto the ground (accidentally) and you hit your head off the ground HARD... but you can't stop laughing about it
(it happened my second time smoking... lmao)
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Old 06-05-2008, 03:56 AM   #6
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When you cant remember whos hit it is and there's only two of you (or you're alone! lmao)
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Old 06-05-2008, 03:59 AM   #7
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When you zone out for an hour and get freaked out.
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:31 PM   #8
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You know that your high when.... You miss the toilet
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Old 06-06-2008, 06:33 AM   #9
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You drive 5 hours thinking nothing is wrong because you know where your going only to be told when you get there it should have taken you 20mins.

Your taking down a phone number and you ask, "How do you spell that?".
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You fall in love with not one, but two, trees, and cant stop hugging and cuddling with them even if people are looking at you. Finally you snap out of it and walk really quickly away while looking down and listening to music.
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