RockinRickus

Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large
German-speaking population. A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows
have shit in it.'

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and
just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't
understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more'

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Mike

wait, is this supposed to be making fun of how Sen. Obama gave a speech in English in Germany, a country of predominantly German speaking people? Because that made perfect sense. (it's difficult to do this in a sarcastic tone in text)

Ok seriously, I WILL be voting fro Obama come election day, and I like most of his policies and find him to be quite intelligent, but even I found that stupid, though I guess he didn't exactly have the option of learning the language of every country he went to.

wiseguy

Lol

Nothing to do with it besides politicians but when kennedy delivered his speach in german and said "ich bin ein berliner" i laughed. (well when i heard about it)

Whenever i visit germany i end up in an area where a berliner is actually a pastry lol.