Spliffy Poo

And I found this hot blonde behind the counter, 9/10 honestly.

I was there for condoms, and I honestly didn't know what to choose. She noticed me by this specific wrack and said "first time picking one out?"

I told her my story and she went ahead to help me choose. As time passed on and virtually... no one entered the store, it actually got to the point where she took one out, and started showing me how they were put on and what not.

She wrapped it around her thumb. "put it on nice and tight like this".

Of course being a beginner I was pretty dumbfounded by the visual of this, I understood... but she probably was a little too pre-emptive with her assumption: She looked around the store, of course it was empty... She then took me by the hand and literally tugged me to this back room.

She gave me some space here, to get situated or whatnot. She then returned, completely naked. (d cup btw)

About 40 seconds later, I was about half blind and feelin pretty damn good(no details needed here).

Her on the other hand, she looked down and said "did you even put it on?"

I smiled at her, and told her "I sure did!" and showed her my thumb.