troublemaker_42

The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

Heasked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.


'Oh,' said the man, 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's.

The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.



'Incredible, ' said the man.

'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.

The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life.
'

Where's OBAMA'S clock?' asked the man.


'OBAMA'S clock is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan'.


As someone who has absolutely zero faith in Obama's integrity, honesty, or capability to lead this country, I thought this was DAMN funny.... I'm sure others won't be as thrilled, bur hey....so what?

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Ted Nugent: "To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic."


If total government control equals safety, why are prisons so dangerous?