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Old 09-18-2009, 07:13 AM   #1
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12. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.



i do that shit all the time ecspecially in clerks 2
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:05 AM   #2
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why the hell did i need to learn cursive ?


seriously wtf
there's a ton of time wasted
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Old 09-18-2009, 01:48 PM   #3
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dont really get number 8
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Old 09-18-2009, 10:12 PM   #4
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dont really get number 8
T and G are close on the keyboard so instead of typing Regards they typed Retards..lol
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Old 09-20-2009, 10:03 AM   #5
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haha truly awesome

at least 40 of these applied to me or I have thought them before

and I'm not clever enough to come up with the other 25
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Old 09-20-2009, 10:19 PM   #6
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im guilty of pretty much all of these. especially the "thats enough nickelback" one
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Old 09-21-2009, 04:54 AM   #7
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Even though I had already read this list somewhere else, I still get a laugh every-time I know I'm guilty for some of them.

Mind if I add a couple?

66. You are at school and you want to take a shit, but no matter how bad you have to go to the bathroom, you always decide you are going to wait until you get home.

67.You know there is a very good looking girl in front of you, you want to look at her ass but find yourself thinking, "This girl is so hot, should I look at her ass, yer or no? but what if someone else sees me?... Maybe I'll just take a quick look."

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Old 09-21-2009, 05:01 AM   #8
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66. You are at school and you want to take a shit, but no matter how bad you have to go to the bathroom, you always decide you are going to wait until you get home.

67.You know there is a very good looking girl in front of you, you want to look at her ass but find yourself thinking, "This girl is so hot, should I look at her ass, yer or no? but what if someone else sees me?... Maybe I'll just take a quick look."

^^^^66. even if you have to walk a mile home lol. and 67 all the time
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Old 09-22-2009, 02:59 AM   #9
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I think most of these come from this ruminations site. There's a lot of good ones here.

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i fount this hilarious and accurate
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