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Old 10-16-2009, 06:49 AM   #1
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when you run out of sacs and you say your done but of course you make it one day until youre texting your dealer.
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:06 AM   #2
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You know you're a pot head when....
You always lose your stash because you hide it while high
You don't mind driving a minivan because that means more people can hotbox with you.
You always forget what you're talking about or thinking.
You watch documentaries about weed and use those 'scientific facts' to prove to your friends that weed is harmless.
You constantly burn incense or spray air freshener to throw your parents off.
You go on mini-voyages to the other side of the state for no reason at all by yourself.
You clean your bong more often than you shower.
Your fridge never has food in it.
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Old 10-21-2009, 05:43 AM   #3
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Also, I tend to address people as "hey girl" more often. Even older people like my mom.

Sorry for the double post. Wanted to write it down before I forgot it
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:04 AM   #4
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you write a love poem to miss mary-jane
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:28 PM   #5
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You know your high when you wish McDonalds delivered.
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:32 PM   #6
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You know your a pothead when, you turn on your vaporizer and forget to use-it, haha, its been happening alot lately, so I downloaded a stop watch to let me know, ding ding ding
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:07 AM   #7
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You know your a pot head. When all the stories that happened to you start with "when I was high."
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:09 AM   #8
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You know your high when you wish McDonalds delivered.
Omg Yes!! I can only dream lol
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:52 PM   #9
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you purposely skip a meal bc you know your guna blaze within the hour and itll taste so much better if you wait
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You know your a pot head when you don't want to start smoking your new bag because its too good looking.
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