you know your a pothead when....

THCdude · 09-26-2009, 09:11 PM

you know your a pothead when....

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

Your bong is taller than your dog.

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

You sell your car for gas money

You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

Buds_Of_Steele · 09-27-2009, 02:59 AM

saying yep when someone says hi happens to me alot, almost as much as "how are you" and replying "nuthin much"

THCdude · 09-27-2009, 04:29 AM

exactly lol, I almost start every sentence with "uh" alot too.

l No l FeaR l · 09-27-2009, 10:28 PM

I love these

Alot of these are true :P

DanKJuggalo · 09-27-2009, 10:51 PM

When you start saying "Hey guy" to everyone you see around you.

kaleidescopeskies · 09-28-2009, 12:56 AM

when its like an easter egg hunt trying to find your stash

cowboyfromhel86 · 10-16-2009, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaleidescopeskies

when its like an easter egg hunt trying to find your stash

every night my gf hates it ha
but if you dont put your shit away before you get high this will happen every time

B-Stro420 · 09-28-2009, 01:51 AM

ahh... that good ol taco bell

Estankk · 10-16-2009, 02:27 AM

"uhhhh" hahaa sooo truee. another one is even when your not stoned. someone talks to you but you don't observe at all.

spam&rice_420 · 10-16-2009, 02:47 AM

"You know your a stonner when" In high school your 1st period is getting high...

09-26-2009, 09:11 PM	#1
THCdude Jr. Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 223 Grams: 1,616.00 Thanks: 8 Thanked 25 Times in 19 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	you know your a pothead when.... you know your a pothead when.... Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. Your bong is taller than your dog. It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint. You set your wedding date for 4/20. You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday. You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care. You start every sentence with - uhhh!. You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks. You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week. You wear sunglasses at night, and see better. You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter. Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. You sell your car for gas money You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?" You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home! Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device.... Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep." You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed. You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out. You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

09-27-2009, 02:59 AM	#2
Buds_Of_Steele Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 827 Grams: 5,992.61 Thanks: 111 Thanked 143 Times in 104 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	saying yep when someone says hi happens to me alot, almost as much as "how are you" and replying "nuthin much" __________________ When life get's tough and things get tragic, pack a BOWL it's FUCKING MAGIC!

09-27-2009, 10:28 PM	#4
l No l FeaR l Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 157 Grams: 2,018.50 Thanks: 29 Thanked 43 Times in 33 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I love these Alot of these are true :P __________________ Peace, Love & Weed

09-27-2009, 10:51 PM	#5
DanKJuggalo Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 446 Grams: 2,808.30 Thanks: 9 Thanked 58 Times in 47 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	When you start saying "Hey guy" to everyone you see around you. __________________ Feeling good, feeling alright

09-28-2009, 01:51 AM	#8
B-Stro420 New Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 29 Grams: 1,050.70 Thanks: 5 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	ahh... that good ol taco bell __________________ Weed doesnt make you lazy... Just smart enough to realize some shit just aint worth doin .... id rather

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