TheCleric

OK lets all be on our best behavior and not post any jokes that we know will ensure the rath of Panama or one of the other mods ( and i mean that in the nicest way ) But does anyone know a good joke/pun?

Here goes.

A guy saw in the paper a pun contest, each person gets 10 entries and the winner gets 100 bucks. So the guy sends in his 10 best puns in a hope to get some extra cash. He checks the paper in the next week to see if his puns won but sadly no pun-in-ten-did.

HAHAHA isnt that great?

Heres another a fish runs into a concrete wall, the fish says dam.

hehe yeah ok now its you guys'es turn.

Cleric

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...but he could keep the tips.

(I know, its painful... I love bad jokes though)

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pothead

Ahh, I love jokes. Here's one:

A kid and his dad are in the drug store and the little kid who isn't more than 6 saw the condoms and noticed the two pack of condoms. He asked his dad:
"Daddy what are those for?"
"Those are for highschool kids, one for friday and one for saturday"

After this the kid notices a three pack of condoms. He asks his dad:

"Daddy what are those for?"
"Thos are for college students, one for friday, saturday, and sunday."

Then the kid turns his attention to the 12 pack. He asks:

"Daddy what are those for?"
"Those are for married couples, one for January, one for Febuary, one for march. . . "

I have the best one on here!!

Abracadabra

what do you do when the dishwasher breaks?




















you slap her!

RIP JMorrison

A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch!".






hahaha I like the dishwasher one.

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TheCleric

a priest a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar the bartender says what is this some kind of joke?


What did the duck say to the other duck?

How should i know im human i dont speak duck.



Two goldfishes are sitting in a bowl near a heater.
One gold fish looks at the other one and says boy it sure is hot in here isnt it?
The other gold fish screams OHHH MY GOD A TALKING GOLDFISH!!!!

And finally,

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face. Get it cause horses have long faces..

Allright im done i swear!

Cleric

Daniel

A piece of rope walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says that they don't serve ropes in the bar.

The poor piece of rope walks out the bar, ties a knot in himself and starts pulling at the cords that makes him a rope.

After a while, the rope walks back into the bar and orders another drink.

The bartender yells at him "Aren't you that rope that I told to get out earlier?"

"Nope, I'm a fraid knot"

Jack_Torrance

whats brown and sticky?

























a stick.

lillifterchick

Good one!!

imported_qwijibo

How do you know when its bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?


When the big hand touches the little hand