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Old 02-05-2004, 06:19 AM   #1
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A stoner walks into a Starbucks. he asks the girl behind the counter for a purple haze spliff. the girl stares blankly at him and says, "Its not that kind of coffee shop, but meet me in the back in ten minutes and we'll talk." *ba-dom-boom-ching*

...i know i know, not funny, but you have to admit that its good for coming up with it in 2 minutes
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Old 02-07-2004, 12:33 AM   #2
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Lol their is no smilie for how stupid that joke was lol u shoulda smoked another bowl before you wrote that
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Old 04-19-2004, 10:45 PM   #3
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Old 04-19-2004, 10:59 PM   #4
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Lmao it wasnt so bad as to be mean, it was just a lame joke. Their should be a thread for "lame jokes only" yep im out
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:41 AM   #5
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i was just really stoned, we had a brand new forum, and i just thought up of something on the spot; i wanted to be the one who made the first thread

but yeah, i agree. its really stupid
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i think thast a good reason to post such a corny joke.
i love corny jokes.
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i actually did that, bought a gram from the guy and he put it in a empty coffee cup and handed it to me. coolest deal ever!
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A stoner walks into a Starbucks. he asks the girl behind the counter for a purple haze spliff. the girl stares blankly at him and says, "Its not that kind of coffee shop, but meet me in the back in ten minutes and we'll talk." *ba-dom-boom-ching*

...i know i know, not funny, but you have to admit that its good for coming up with it in 2 minutes

Yeah but sorry, nothing to admit here.

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wow... alli can say...

if i had a nickel fgor every time i wasted a mouse click... wow
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