Not a bar joke

Suetaz · 02-05-2004, 08:52 PM

How many animals are there in a pair of pantyhose?

10 little piggies
2 calves
1 ass
1 beaver
an unknown number of hares
and a fish no one can find.

TimeGuardian · 02-08-2004, 11:27 PM

I don't get that piggie part, but I get everything else... Someone fill me in please.

Suetaz · 02-08-2004, 11:38 PM

Toes! Ten toes, you start at the bottom and work your way up.
There is a children's game or story, whatever is is that starts out "This little piggie" ... I can't remember how it goes.

imported_strange_blaze · 02-09-2004, 02:02 AM

This little piggy went to teh market, this little piggy stayed home.
THis little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none.
This little piggy went "WEE WEE WEEEEE" all the way home.

right?

Suetaz · 02-09-2004, 02:16 AM

That sounds right. I can't remember. I knew someone that made up their own that started out "This little piggie went to the beer store", but I forget that one too. Damn weed... but thanks, now I know how it goes.

02-09-2004, 06:53 AM

ahahhaahhahha

02-05-2004, 08:52 PM	#1
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02-08-2004, 11:27 PM	#2
TimeGuardian Jr. Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,383 Grams: 2,862.45 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I don't get that piggie part, but I get everything else... Someone fill me in please. __________________ Consequences dictate a course of action... It doesen't matter what's right, it's only wrong if you get caught. - tool

02-08-2004, 11:38 PM	#3
Suetaz Seasoned Activist Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,079 Grams: 5,596.60 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Piggies... Toes! Ten toes, you start at the bottom and work your way up. There is a children's game or story, whatever is is that starts out "This little piggie" ... I can't remember how it goes.

02-09-2004, 02:02 AM	#4
imported_strange_blaze Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 654 Grams: 5,588.75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	This little piggy went to teh market, this little piggy stayed home. THis little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none. This little piggy went "WEE WEE WEEEEE" all the way home. right? __________________ this is the first day of my last days

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