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Old 02-05-2004, 08:52 PM   #1
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How many animals are there in a pair of pantyhose?

10 little piggies
2 calves
1 ass
1 beaver
an unknown number of hares
and a fish no one can find.

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I don't get that piggie part, but I get everything else... Someone fill me in please.
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Old 02-08-2004, 11:38 PM   #3
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Toes! Ten toes, you start at the bottom and work your way up.
There is a children's game or story, whatever is is that starts out "This little piggie" ... I can't remember how it goes.
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This little piggy went to teh market, this little piggy stayed home.
THis little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none.
This little piggy went "WEE WEE WEEEEE" all the way home.


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That sounds right. I can't remember. I knew someone that made up their own that started out "This little piggie went to the beer store", but I forget that one too. Damn weed... but thanks, now I know how it goes.
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