A man and a monkey

jebus · 02-07-2004, 12:37 AM

Walk into a bar. As soon as they get in the monkey starts jumping around the bar eating everything it could find. Then it jumped onto the pool table and ate the Q-ball. The bar tenders like uh excuse me but you damned monkey is eating everything in my bar he just ate my Q-ball. The guy replied, oh dont worry ill pay for everything. One month later the guy and his monkey comes back and the monkey starts jumping around the bar and pics up a (insert special cherry name here) cherry sticks it up his butt pulled it out and ate it. The bartender was like What the ****, your monkey just stuck the cherry up his ass pulled it out and ate it. The man replied "ever since that Q-ball hes bein measuring his food"

aaaah godamn lol

hauptmann · 02-07-2004, 12:54 AM

haha, thats a joke.

Beatlejuice · 02-08-2004, 04:25 PM

LOL! yeah man, that's a good one. One to remember and tell some friends for sure.

02-09-2004, 06:59 AM

bHAH AH AH AHH AH AHAHAH

02-07-2004, 12:37 AM	#1
jebus Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,427 Grams: 2,494.40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	A man and a monkey Walk into a bar. As soon as they get in the monkey starts jumping around the bar eating everything it could find. Then it jumped onto the pool table and ate the Q-ball. The bar tenders like uh excuse me but you damned monkey is eating everything in my bar he just ate my Q-ball. The guy replied, oh dont worry ill pay for everything. One month later the guy and his monkey comes back and the monkey starts jumping around the bar and pics up a (insert special cherry name here) cherry sticks it up his butt pulled it out and ate it. The bartender was like What the ****, your monkey just stuck the cherry up his ass pulled it out and ate it. The man replied "ever since that Q-ball hes bein measuring his food" aaaah godamn lol __________________ Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding In my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine. You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish...Laughing lady living lover. Ooo you sassy frassy lassie Find me the skull of Haile Sellase, I...Give me shoes so I can tapsy Tap all over this big worldTake my hand you ugly girl

02-07-2004, 12:54 AM	#2
hauptmann Seasoned Activist Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,339 Grams: 5,851.44 Thanks: 0 Thanked 19 Times in 6 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	haha, thats a joke. __________________ Marijuana.com Community Posting Guidelines This is my dance song...

02-08-2004, 04:25 PM	#3
Beatlejuice Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 785 Grams: 5,413.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	LOL! yeah man, that's a good one. One to remember and tell some friends for sure. __________________ "Zeppelin Ruuuule!" - Otto's last words

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