jebus

Walk into a bar. As soon as they get in the monkey starts jumping around the bar eating everything it could find. Then it jumped onto the pool table and ate the Q-ball. The bar tenders like uh excuse me but you damned monkey is eating everything in my bar he just ate my Q-ball. The guy replied, oh dont worry ill pay for everything. One month later the guy and his monkey comes back and the monkey starts jumping around the bar and pics up a (insert special cherry name here) cherry sticks it up his butt pulled it out and ate it. The bartender was like What the ****, your monkey just stuck the cherry up his ass pulled it out and ate it. The man replied "ever since that Q-ball hes bein measuring his food"

aaaah godamn lol

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