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Old 02-07-2004, 08:35 PM   #1
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A recently divorced man is hanging out drinking at a nearby singles bar. A woman comes up to him and asks if she may sit.

"Sure," the man answers. "I'm recently divorced though, so I may not be the best company for you."

"Me, too," the attractive woman answers. "My husband left me because, well, I'm a bit of a deviant. Sexually."

The man, who can hardly believe the coincidence, tells her that his wife left him for the same reason.

The woman suggestively asks, "Why don't we get a bottle of wine and head back to my place and 'comfort' one another?"

The couple arrive at the woman's apartment and she asks to be excused so she can "slip into something more comfortable."

A few minutes pass, and she comes out into her living room dressed in a rubber suit holding a whip and a chain. The man stands up and announces that he has to get going.

"But why? I thought we were gonna have some fun," the woman asks.

"Well," he begins, "I've already fvcked your cat and sh|t in your purse and I'm just spent. See ya!"
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Old 02-07-2004, 10:33 PM   #2
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Heh heh heh...that's pretty good, actually.
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