PsYcHoLoGiCaL

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend was a dream!!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, wore
tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when near me and I got many
pleasant views of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived and whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and deisres for me that
she could not overcome and did not want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. I was in total shock and couldn`t say a word.


She said, "I`m going upstairs to my bedroom and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I
was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs
at me. I stood there for a moment then turned and
went straight to the front door. I opened the door
and stepped out of the house - walking straight to my
car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn`t ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

So, the moral of the story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." -- Thomas A. Edison