newpothead614

piere the fighter pilot and his girlfriend are sitting down to a beautiful picnic next to a gently flowing stream in Paris. piere turns to his girlfriend and splashes some merlot on her lips and kisses her.
startled she says piere what are you doing?
piere replys"i am piere the fighter pilot, when i have red meat i have red wine"
well things start to heat up and she tell piere"kiss me lower"
piere tears open her blouse and splashes white wine on her chest.
once again startled she exclaims "piere what are you doing?"
piere replys "i am piere the fighter pilot, when i have white meat i have white wine"
well things start to really heat up and she says the piere"kiss me lower"
piere rips off mer skirt and pours conjac in her lap and lights it on fire.
she runs into the stream and screams "piere what the hell do you think you were doing"
piere replys "i am piere the figther pilot, when i go down, i go down in flames"

Snipe*Star

dude im blazed aha hh aha ha and that was possibley the funniest thinbg ive ever seen

wow i actualoy didnt typos at all almost

Larmer

That's one of my favourites. The best is if you can do it with a french accent and everything.

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